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  • Usain Bolt won his 7th Olympic Gold in Rio, and he did it smiling! The 29-year-old Jamaican won the 100m Gold in Beijing ’08, and London’12, and has secured his title as the fastest man on Earth. We got the best internet reactions for you, you’re very welcome!

    Look at this greatness. Soak it in. Now you understand why Usain Bolt broke the internet.

    1. That time he took a selfie while running.

    https://twitter.com/davidschneider/status/765095662681722881

    2. When your bad luck sets you in a race with Usain Bolt.

    3. Just look at the other guys dying on the track.

    4. This is how you look at your haters when you see them struggling to get at you.

    5. Or how you flee from this whole ‘adulting’ thing.

    6. Usain Bolt has won at life in less than 100 seconds.

    7. Because of Usain Bolt, it is now very okay to poke nose in other people’s business.

    https://twitter.com/girlposts/status/764996984889602048

    8. Its time for Barry Allen to quit acting ‘The Flash’, because this is the original Flash right here.

    9. That time Usain Bolt featured in ‘Scooby-doo’.

    https://twitter.com/xmasape/status/764983128330874880

    10. And we all agree that Usain Bolt is NOT HUMAN! He’s Immortal!

    11. Looks like someone found out the reason behind the smile.

    https://twitter.com/russbengtson/status/764984345882947585

    12. It appears Usain Bolt’s Mom went to the same training school as African moms.

    13. Jamaicans just could not keep calm after that race, and we totally get it.

  • 1. How you always looked in your house shirt:

    It can never be your size.

    2. When the principal announces that there will be no classes.

    YES LORD!

    3. When one teacher still wants to teach during inter-house sports practice.

    Leave this place.

    4. That teacher that always carried the training on their head as if it was for Olympics:

    Biko, calm down.

    5. When you see that Milo truck arriving.

    Cold Milo for the men them.

    6. When your house captain gives you the glucose to hold.

    The best.

    7. When girls hear “It’s time for 100m senior boys”.

    The only race that matters.

    8. When you see someone from a visiting school talking to your crush.

    It can pain.

    9. You, when house captain is looking for people to do match pass.

    God forbid.

    10. Those students that couldn’t care less about participating:

    All of us at some point.

    11. What it looked like after every 800m race:

    Na die.

    12. When your parents come to watch you and you come last.

    Hay God!

    13. Your guys, when your parents bring food from home.

    YES!

    14. You, waiting for glucose after winning a competition for your house.

    Oya na.

    15. When your house wins the inter-house sports.

    Turn Up!!!

    16. When people start crying because their house lost.

    Usually Yellow House people.