On Thursday, we all couldn’t wait for the day to be over, because fasting had come to an end and we were finally going to get that short holiday we deserve.
If you didn’t go home this excited, then I don’t know
There are the ones who slept from the time they got home till the day they resumed work. Almost all of us fall under this category.
Ha! This sleep will be tired of me today
The ones who didn’t get any sleep because they wanted to use enjoyment to kill themselves.
Please I just have to turn up with my guys
The ones who made plans to turn up all week but ended up spending the whole weekend at home.
Because if you stay at home, you don’t spend money.
Let’s not forget the ones who left their house to look for ramadan meat.
But realised this isn’t that season. Tragic.
This is the time we know those who can complete 15 series in one day.
” Me and this movies will die on the line today “
There’s also those people who were on their phone all weekend, watching the people who went to turn up on instagram.
“I should have just gone out oh “
The workaholics who continued to work from home.
Oga you better don’t kill yourself
The ones who just watched nothing but the World Cup every day.
What a sweet match
The ones who were just on their phones doing absolutely nothing.
” where’s my phone? oh it’s in my hand “
Finally, there’s the people who can’t relate to any one of these so far.
Because they didn’t even get a break from work.
1. When your parents wake up and start shouting but you have nowhere to go to avoid them.
Hay God!
2. When all the popular places to eat and hang out are crowded.
Must you people come out?
3. When random guests and family members come to “visit”.
So if you call us on the phone to “greet” will you die?
4. When you spend a lot more money than you because you keep going out to “have fun”.
Na wa oh!
5. When your ex tries to “hang out” because he/she is bored.
Get thee behind me satan!
6. When your parents start trying to gist with you but end up lecturing you.
This is what I was trying to avoid oh!
7. When your church creates a programme that takes up half of the public holiday.
For goodness sakes!
8. When NEPA refuses to co-operate.
Don’t let God punish you people oh!
9. When all the stores you wanted to go to are closed for the public holiday.
Are these ones serious at all?
10. When the holiday is over and you have to go back to school/work.
