• The federal government has been going hard on tax reforms since October. With controversial taxes like the proposed increase in the Value Added Tax (VAT) we pay on things like food and electricity, nobody knows what to expect from the Tinubu-led administration these days. 

    For many reasons, the new telecom tax seems to be the most controversial of all the tax reforms I’ve written about this month. 

    What’s happening?

    To the long-distance lovers who depend on voice and video calls to keep the spark alive and the remote workers who are already spending more than they should on data subscriptions, I’ll hold your hands gently while I tell you what the Tinubu-led administration has been up to lately. 

    The Federal Government wants to put a 5% tax on telecom services, meaning we’ll soon be paying more just to make calls and browse the internet. The bill has a weird long name (“A Bill for an Act to Repeal Certain Acts on Taxation and Consolidate the Legal Frameworks relating to Taxation and Enact the Nigeria Tax Act to Provide for Taxation of Income, Transactions, and Instruments, and Related Matters,”) and proposes an annoying increase in the cost of telecom services that over 215 million Nigerians use every day. 

    Here’s the craziest part-  this bill doesn’t just target telecom services; it’s also going to introduce taxes on gaming, gambling, lotteries, and betting. 

    Why is this a problem?

    Nigeria’s telecom sector already pays more than 50 different taxes to various government bodies –This is one of the main reasons why the cost of data has been on the rise recently. If they pay an additional tax like this bill wants them to, whatever increase you’ve noticed before will rise even higher.

    If you add this to the proposed VAT increase (that could make food, electricity, shelter, and everything more expensive), you find that Nigerians already have many battles to fight. 

    What’s more? The World Bank recently announced that about 63% of Nigerian citizens are now poor, with most surviving on less than $2.15 daily. If there was ever a perfect time to come up with a tax like this, it’s not 2024. 

    Why is the government proposing this tax? 

    The government’s new tax reforms are part of a larger plan to make more money from non-oil sources. Since telecoms and betting are thriving industries, the government is taxing these companies (who will start charging Nigerians more as a result of these taxes) to boost the country’s revenue. This wouldn’t be such a bad thing if the government’s strategy was not so counterproductive. Indirectly taxing poor citizens to pour more money into the country’s economy is a questionable strategy, especially when President Tinubu’s previous reforms have not lived up to his promises. For a country that has a long and consistent history of corruption and funds misappropriation, this isn’t the smartest move. 

    What can you do? 

    Thankfully, there’s a chance that the proposed tax will not see the light of the day. Since telecom companies are affected too, they are fighting against the tax on behalf of Nigerians. This isn’t the first time the government is proposing this tax. They proposed it in August 2022 under the administration of former president Muhammadu Buhari, but telecom companies and Nigerians kicked against it till it was suspended in 2023,

    The National Association of Telecoms Subscribers, who had taken the government to court over the tax before it was suspended in 2023, is getting ready to go to court again until the government withdraws the proposed tax.

    It’s important to start and join in conversations surrounding controversial bills like this that affect all of us. Sharing this article is a great way to let other people know what is going on and keep the conversation going until the government withdraws the tax.

  • As we all know, Nigeria’s travelling president, Daddy Bubu, has been on vacation for over a month now- as per, he can’t come and kill himself over Nigeria’s wahala jare.

    Apparently, Daddy PMB been calling all his boos and baes while you were doing amebo on Twitter.

    In fact, he allegedly sent one of them an SMS when they missed his call, so cute.

    I had an SMS from him thereafter because I missed my call! I humbly join them to say thank you, Baba Buhari!!

    — Garba Shehu ?? (@GarShehu) February 25, 2017

    And Nigerians are just here trolling the hell out of the situation:

    https://twitter.com/TheMbuhari/status/824579012643196930

    1. When you do oversabi and miss your president’s phone call.

    https://twitter.com/pam_E_chic/status/835786944575594496

    2. This hilarious tweet about PMB calling back.

    Ah yes, he’s calling back. pic.twitter.com/Enor0b9yee

    — Timi Ajiboye (@timigod) February 26, 2017

    3. If Daddy Bubu were a rapper, he’d be like:

    https://twitter.com/Yemi_OG/status/835432260325244928

    4. This important prayer.

    https://twitter.com/elnathan_john/status/835609562862465024

    5. Everybody should better be a sharp guy, Daddy Buhari can just call anytime.

    6. Seriously, e fit be you o!

    7. Please, when will we get our own love letter o?

    https://twitter.com/moofasar/status/835755993392885760

    8. PMB, when he sees how much Nigerians are trolling him on Twitter.

    https://twitter.com/Hisroyaldopenez/status/832963890627608577

    9. Daddy Bubu, please call us o, we’re not doing shakara.

  • 1. When they complain that you’re always pressing your phone, but complain when you miss their calls.

    What do you want ehn?

    2. When they answer your call and wait like 10 seconds before actually speaking.

    What is happening?

    3. When they spend half the conversation shouting “HELLO”.

    Na wa.

    4. How you talk to your parents on the phone:

    For the ENTIRE phonecall.

    5. When you check your phone and see double digit missed calls from your mother.

    When you call back and she says “I was just reminding you to wash your plate.”

    6. When your father says he has been “calling you since”, but you only saw one missed call.

    Since ke.

    7. When their voice increases exponentially when they are on a call.

    Calm down.

    8. Call duration with your mother vs. Call duration with your father:

    Especially when your mum calls to pray for you.

    9. How they hold you hostage when a relative calls:

    Ugh! The worst.

    10. When you just left the house and they call you to come back home.

    WHY?

    11. How your dad answers his phone when he knows you want to beg for money:

    Ah! Daddy, easy na.

    12. When they wake you up with a phonecall early in the morning.

    Can I be?

    13. How they spell over the phone:

    All. The. Time.