1. When you go to a restaurant and they are being childish with their prices
2. When you need to let your girlfriend know the real you
3. When your mum keeps nagging about “there’s no water in the house”
4. Sometimes let your children pay you back for all the school fees you’ve paid
5. When you are tired of always being the one to change over when NEPA brings light
6. When you get free entry abroad and they want to take it away from you
7. When you think you snuck out of the house perfectly but your dad had plans
8. When your Nigerian mum is too big to say I love you
9. How to let your boyfriend know he is being annoying
10. Petty goals 100
11. When you don’t like the amount for the entrance fee so you get petty about it
12. When you need to troll rival football teams’ fans
13. When you need your company to improve your salary payment
14. When you get tired of our president flying upandan
15. When the restaurant was being childish with the food presentation
16. When you are asked to describe your ex
17. Nigerian mums don’t play around either
18. The ladies too don’t play with Valentine’s Day gifts
