oversabi | Zikoko!

1. How you write names of noisemakers even though the teacher did not ask you to.

Because you are a good and dutiful student!
2. When you remind the teacher about your assignment and your classmates are looking at you with evil eyes.

Silly people!
3. When your teacher asks a question nobody is supposed to know the answer to, but you do.

Because I am super intelligent.
4. When your classmates try to make fun of you, you’re like.

You think you are doing me, you people are doing yourselves.
5. When you are chosen as class captain every single year.

Before nko? Who else?
6. When a new oversabi joins the class and tries to dethrone you.

My friend, you better shift back!
7. When you come second for the first time, you’re like:

Is this how I bow out of greatness?
8. When you win less than half of the awards at the end of the school year, you’re like:

Am I now average?
1. When they started carrying “weapons of mass destruction”.

Are those for beating human beings?
2. When they fought dirty and still put it on camera.

Because life is too short for good behaviour and decorum.
3. When they mercilessly hijacked this vehicle and didn’t even look at the driver’s face.

Leave begging and prayers for church abeg.
4. When these guys sha wanted to pull an action film stunt.

As per Fast and Furious.
5. When they hijacked a keke Marwa.

LASTMA officials can kuku drive all kinds of vehicle in this life.
6. When this guy was beating up a bus driver.

Jesus!
7. When this officer didn’t let the window get in the way.

Baba, don’t break the glass na.
8. When they were exceptionally kind to a Hummer driver.

Danfo lives matter sha.
9. When this officer was ready to fight, Oshodi style.

Who maturity don epp?
10. When they lost their manners in the middle of the road.

If you people can help them find it.
11. When this LASTMA officer slept on this car.

12. When this guy thought he was Iron man.

13. When this officer held on tight to the bus conductor.

Haba!

1. How you write names of noisemakers even though the teacher did not ask you to.

2. When you remind the teacher about your assignment and your classmates are looking at you with evil eyes.

3. When your teacher asks a question nobody is supposed to know the answer to, but you do.

4. When your classmates try to make fun of you, you’re like.

5. When you are chosen as class captain every single year.

6. When a new oversabi joins the class and tries to dethrone you.

7. When you come second for the first time, you’re like:

8. When you win less than half of the awards at the end of the school year, you’re like:

1. When they started carrying “weapons of mass destruction”.

2. When they fought dirty and still put it on camera.

3. When they mercilessly hijacked this vehicle and didn’t even look at the driver’s face.

4. When these guys sha wanted to pull an action film stunt.

5. When they hijacked a keke Marwa.

6. When this guy was beating up a bus driver.

7. When this officer didn’t let the window get in the way.

8. When they were exceptionally kind to a Hummer driver.

9. When this officer was ready to fight, Oshodi style.

10. When they lost their manners in the middle of the road.

11. When this LASTMA officer slept on this car.

12. When this guy thought he was Iron man.

13. When this officer held on tight to the bus conductor.