oldage | Zikoko!

You forget things very easily

You need two naps before doing anything at all

Many people call you old

You always follow a strict routine

People come to you for advice

Your clothes are more tailored for comfort than style

Your idea of a thirst trap could probably pass for a LinkedIn photo

Your idea of a fun Friday night involves sleep

The only thing you look forward to every weekend is being able to sleep in

Or going on a double date with another couple

You prefer email to other forms of communication

All you seem to talk about these days is your midlife crisis

You no longer have the strength to get into arguments

The only “drink” you can tolerate is tea without sugar

You have like two close friends

You have a dog or a cat

You have a weekly schedule to breakdown and cry about your life

You sleep by 9 pm on weekdays

You sleep by 9:15 pm if it’s a public holiday

You’re in a committed relationship with your bed

You need three working days to recover after any physical activity

One part of your body is currently aching you

You have found the “one” (the person you plan to marry)

You only date to marry – No time for games

The major criteria you’re looking for in a partner is sense

You always start your advice by telling a story about your own experience

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