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1. You, every day you have to go into work:

Just leave me to die.
2. When you hear that NLC wants to go on strike.

NLC, carry on.
3. When you get to work late and your oga starts disturbing you.

Can I live?
4. When one of your colleagues touches your food.

It’s all over. Don’t cry. Don’t beg.
5. You, looking at the clock everyday till it’s time to leave.

Time, hurry up na.
6. When you see someone baffing up to work.

So extra.
7. Your face, when you realize that someone has exchanged your chair with theirs.

Are you mad?
8. Whenever a colleague tries to turn off the AC.

You want to die, ehn?
9. When it’s 5 minutes to closing time and you see a colleague approaching with a file.

God forbid.
10. When your oga tries to give you work after 5.

BYE!
11. Whenever a colleague tries to make conversation with you outside the office.

Don’t biko.
12. You, when your salary was meant to enter by 5:00 and it’s already 5:01.

BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY!
13. When you get a work email during the weekend.

Not today, satan.
14. When they ask if you can come into work on a public holiday.

Keep dreaming.
15. When they give that your oversabi colleague extra work after closing time.

Good for you.
16. When your oga catches you reading Zikoko at the office.

Hay God!
1. When it’s payday and you’re waiting for that credit alert.

Where is my money oh?
2. When they send an email apologizing for the delay.

Are we playing here?
3. When your boss tells you to do something and you’re just there like:

Better leave me.
4. When you realize you are using your money for transport to go and work for the people that are owing you.

Hay God!
5. When the bus you normally enter to work increases by N50.

Well, no more work for me.
6. When you’ve already mentally spent all the money and you’re just there waiting for alert like:

What is all this?
7. When it’s time for lunchbreak and you have to pretend like you’re not hungry.

I’m alright, please.
8. When you finally get alert, but it’s just your bank debiting you for SMS charges.

These ones think I’m playing.
9. You, before checking your account balance at the ATM.

God, do it for me.
10. When the weekend comes and your friends start calling you to hang out.

See these ones.
11. When you see your coworkers still spending money and you’re just looking at them like:

Are all of you now doing prostitution?
12. When you start regretting every single thing you bought when you still had money.

13. When your data finally finishes and your phone basically becomes a calculator.

Epp me please.
14. When you finally receive that credit alert.

FINALLY!
15. You, eating your first meal after the money enters.

#RichGang

1. You, every day you have to go into work:

2. When you hear that NLC wants to go on strike.

3. When you get to work late and your oga starts disturbing you.

4. When one of your colleagues touches your food.

5. You, looking at the clock everyday till it’s time to leave.

6. When you see someone baffing up to work.

7. Your face, when you realize that someone has exchanged your chair with theirs.

8. Whenever a colleague tries to turn off the AC.

9. When it’s 5 minutes to closing time and you see a colleague approaching with a file.

10. When your oga tries to give you work after 5.

11. Whenever a colleague tries to make conversation with you outside the office.

12. You, when your salary was meant to enter by 5:00 and it’s already 5:01.

13. When you get a work email during the weekend.

14. When they ask if you can come into work on a public holiday.

15. When they give that your oversabi colleague extra work after closing time.

16. When your oga catches you reading Zikoko at the office.

1. When it’s payday and you’re waiting for that credit alert.

2. When they send an email apologizing for the delay.

3. When your boss tells you to do something and you’re just there like:

4. When you realize you are using your money for transport to go and work for the people that are owing you.

5. When the bus you normally enter to work increases by N50.

6. When you’ve already mentally spent all the money and you’re just there waiting for alert like:

7. When it’s time for lunchbreak and you have to pretend like you’re not hungry.

8. When you finally get alert, but it’s just your bank debiting you for SMS charges.

9. You, before checking your account balance at the ATM.

10. When the weekend comes and your friends start calling you to hang out.

11. When you see your coworkers still spending money and you’re just looking at them like:

12. When you start regretting every single thing you bought when you still had money.

13. When your data finally finishes and your phone basically becomes a calculator.

14. When you finally receive that credit alert.

15. You, eating your first meal after the money enters.