Nigeriandad | Zikoko!

Your motto is that “there’s rice at home”

You no longer watch TV unless it’s serious stuff

You fall asleep in front of your laptop every night

You have a favorite chair

Your favorite chair exists because it helps with your backache

Your social life is practically non-existent

Noise frustrates you

You turn off lights not in use because of NEPA bill

You’re not shy to say you can’t afford something

You can’t eat food with less than two pieces of beef

You’ve started saying “when I was your age”

You take everything a bit too seriously

Money is always on your mind

You have a pouch for your phone. That also doubles as a wallet.

You’ve caught yourself saying “children of nowadays”

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