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    Doyin Okupe Resignation Sanwo-olu Meffy

    In the popular Game of Thrones series, power was obtained and kept through alliances. And regardless of the lies, betrayals and deaths, people did everything to maintain these alliances because of the benefits attached to them. We can easily say Nigeria’s political sphere is a game of thrones. 

    For 16 years, the People’s Democratic Party (PDP) dominated the political scene; until, in 2013 the major opposition parties: the Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN), the All Nigeria Peoples Party (ANPP), the Congress for Progressive Change (CPC) and a faction of the All Progressives Grand Alliance (APGA), assembled to form the All Progressives Congress (APC).

    Tinubu Alliance Brymo INEC

    Bola Ahmed Tinubu (BAT) –the Presidential candidate of the APC for the 2023 elections– was one of the brains behind this merger. To ensure his victory at the 2023 polls, he is again rumoured to be seeking an alliance with other parties. Tinubu’s presidential campaign can be described as “interesting”. 

    Although he has repeatedly proclaimed himself as Nigeria’s long-awaited saviour, some team members aren’t turning a blind eye to the many holes in his campaign. For instance, the absence of some APC members from his campaign and lack of endorsement from APC chieftains. So, to boost his chances, they plan to form alliances with smaller parties. 

    Some political parties, such as the African Action Alliance (AAA) and the All Progressives Grand Alliance (APGA), have said a big God forbid to the possibility of such an alliance. 

    However, a faction of the Social Democratic Party (SDP) is more than ready to accept Bola Tinubu with open arms. 

    Tinubu Alliance Brymo INEC

    I wonder how their presidential candidate, Prince Adewole Adebayo, feels about this.

    What Else Happened This Week?

    The Cancel Train Is Here For Brymo

    The election season is known to bring out the absolute worst in people, and sadly, the Nigerian singer Brymo finally let his intrusive thoughts win. 

    Brymo, over the years, has made himself known for more than just the music. From showing us how well he can rock a g-string to self-proclaiming himself “Nigeria’s artiste of the decade”. Unfortunately, over the past few days, his actions have left a bitter taste in many people’s mouths. 

    Brymo kicked off this year by claiming Igbo people aren’t ripe for the presidency, and against better judgement, he is yet to refute this statement. Instead, he has continued what seems to be an endless rant justifying his views, even going as far as cussing the entire tribe out.  

    Tinubu Alliance Brymo INEC

    Many people, including celebrities like Paul Okoye, have called him out on his comments, but we’re in the cancel era and just talking isn’t enough. A petition has been filed to ensure he doesn’t win any award in the 2023 All Africa Award Music Award (AFRIMA), and so far, it has over 12,000 signatures. 

    Everyone is entitled to their choice of candidate, but we should draw the lines on bigotry. 

    Video of the week

    Question of the week

    With less than three weeks till the old naira notes become illegal, have you gotten a hold of the new banknotes yet?

    Ehen, one more thing…

    On January 10, 2023, the federal government dispelled all doubts and reassured us that the 2023 general elections would definitely be held. But here are some of the issues INEC’s been facing so far. 

  • Nearly a month after announcing the plan to give naira banknotes a makeover, President Muhammadu Buhari and the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) governor, Godwin “Meffy” Emefiele, gleamed with pride when they unveiled the new ₦‎200, ₦500, and ₦1,000 notes on November 23, 2022.


    Naturally, the redesigned notes were bound to stir reactions and Nigerians haven’t disappointed since the president launched them.

    We have some very important questions Meffy needs to answer.

    Who exactly redesigned these notes??

    The only thing the designer did was to change the colours of the old notes and we’re a little bit confused. We want to know who’s responsible.

    We just want to talk

    What’s the real occupation of the designer?

    We’ve seen these new notes and we can only assume it’s the tie-and-dye project of a secondary school student or a makeup artist experimenting with new colours.



    How much will this redesign cost taxpayers?

    Printing money is expensive and Nigeria spent about ₦281 billion on new notes between 2016 and 2022.

    We need to know how much the CBN spent on this Snapchat makeover and how much the designer collected without conscience.





    How much time did this even take?

    Now that we think about it, it’s not a surprise the CBN fast tracked the unveiling date of the notes. We can clearly see the designer spent 10 minutes to find the right filter and submitted to Meffy for approval.

    It’s the definition of soft work

    Is this intentional?

    Nigerians love to drip and display their wealth but these new notes are about to cramp our style. If Meffy’s plan to fight inflation is to release these ugly notes to stop Nigerians from having too much of it in circulation, then he’s an evil genius because it’s working.