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1. When you just arrived at the party and you hear jollof rice has finished.

2. When you’re next in line at your favourite bukka and they say the dodo has finished.

3. When you just get down from a cab and you can’t find your phone/wallet.

4. When the Danfo conductor asks you for your money and you can’t find your wallet.

5. Driving past Redemption Camp during a convention.

6. When you use your last money to go to the ATM and it says, “temporarily unable to dispense cash”.

7. When you get a debit alert but the ATM said transaction unsuccessful.

8. When your Nigerian parents call you by your full name.

9. Driving through Lekki during the rainy season.

10. When you’re just about to iron and NEPA takes the light.

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1. When you’re on the phone with your boss telling him how sick you are.

But really you’re just naked.
2. When you’re taking a picture of your head to show of your new hairstyle.

But really you’re just naked.
3. When you’re having a job interview via phone.

But really you’re just naked.
4. When you’re supposed to meet up with friends and they call you to ask where you are and you’re like, “I’m in a cab. On my way.”

But really you’re still at home. And you’re just naked.
5. When you’re having a business meeting via Skype.

But you’re only wearing a shirt and your lower half is naked.
6. When you’re calling that girl you’re trying to set P with.

But really you’re just naked.
7. When you want to bake a cake and you’re mixing the butter and sugar in preparation.

And really you’re just naked.
8. When you wake up in the middle of the night and you’re hungry so you go to the kitchen to sharply cook noodles.

And you’re just naked.
9. When you’re preparing your clothes and shoes for a new work week.

But really you’re just naked.
10. When you’re online, violently arguing with some random person on Facebook.

But really you’re just naked.
11. When you’re making a purchase on an online store.

And you’re just naked.
12. When you call your side chick to tell her that you can’t do this anymore because you really love your wife and you don’t want to ruin your marriage.

And you’re just naked.
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1. When you just arrived at the party and you hear jollof rice has finished.

2. When you’re next in line at your favourite bukka and they say the dodo has finished.

3. When you just get down from a cab and you can’t find your phone/wallet.

4. When the Danfo conductor asks you for your money and you can’t find your wallet.

5. Driving past Redemption Camp during a convention.

6. When you use your last money to go to the ATM and it says, “temporarily unable to dispense cash”.

7. When you get a debit alert but the ATM said transaction unsuccessful.

8. When your Nigerian parents call you by your full name.

9. Driving through Lekki during the rainy season.

10. When you’re just about to iron and NEPA takes the light.

1. When you’re on the phone with your boss telling him how sick you are.

2. When you’re taking a picture of your head to show of your new hairstyle.

3. When you’re having a job interview via phone.

4. When you’re supposed to meet up with friends and they call you to ask where you are and you’re like, “I’m in a cab. On my way.”

5. When you’re having a business meeting via Skype.

6. When you’re calling that girl you’re trying to set P with.

7. When you want to bake a cake and you’re mixing the butter and sugar in preparation.

8. When you wake up in the middle of the night and you’re hungry so you go to the kitchen to sharply cook noodles.

9. When you’re preparing your clothes and shoes for a new work week.

10. When you’re online, violently arguing with some random person on Facebook.

11. When you’re making a purchase on an online store.

12. When you call your side chick to tell her that you can’t do this anymore because you really love your wife and you don’t want to ruin your marriage.

If you enjoyed this, read this next article about the weirdest sex toys a Zikoko writer found on a sex toy online shop.