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  • 1. This painful jab at short men.

    https://twitter.com/Fronsoir/status/844293019142639618

    2. When you’re dating the antichrist himself.

    3. This rude comment.

    https://twitter.com/LazyWrita/status/842004456745115649

    4. When you’re in a relationship with your girlfriend and her friends.

    https://twitter.com/Ntshalie/status/759817266452107264

    5. This shade at a former governor.

    6. Daddy bubu didn’t even bring anything for us from and.

    7. This shade at Ghana.

    8. When your parents keep asking why you’re broke.

    9. For those ngbeke feeling funky boys.

    https://twitter.com/Yiinny_/status/832335125564235776

    10. That time Mark Zuckerberg entered Naija.

    11. This deep but really true short story.

  • 1. When you have to pretend to care about people and their problems.

    2. When someone tells you their boyfriend is cheating and your first instinct is to laugh, like:

    3. When you don’t feel sorry for crying babies, instead you’re like:

    4. When your friends always use you to deliver harsh messages, because they know your heart is made of stone.

    5. When you see people fall down, you’re like:

    6. When your boyfriend tells you he loves you, but you’re wondering how that one is your business.

    7. When someone thinks just because they’ve apologised, everything can go back to normal.

    8. When people say “I’m disappointed in you”, you’re like:

    9. This is your permanent mood, at least on the inside!