math genius | Zikoko!

This twitter user is reminding everyone why maths is the worst thing in the world and people are responding in the most hilarious ways.

1. Who Kofi help?

"Kofi is 10 years older than Ama,but Ama is ten times older than Kofi's younger brother. If Kofi's younger brother….." pic.twitter.com/TZ1iY5EUIS
— T-Le (@leslie_TSwag) March 13, 2017

2. What concerns ladder with birthday?

A ladder stands at 300cm. If a man weighs 70kg and climbs at an obtuse angle, when is his birthday? pic.twitter.com/BuVhiAOP62
— Ab. (@AbeikuLytle) March 13, 2017

3. When you see the question and you already know you’re failing

A vehicle moves at a velocity of 20 m/s. If the vehicle drops 5 students,what is its acceleration when it reaches okponglo? pic.twitter.com/UprmvxQVGy
— T-Le (@leslie_TSwag) March 13, 2017

4. All job searchers know this struggle

An aeroplane flew from Lagos to Jo'burg on a bearing of 135° at a distance of 200km. What is the name of the pilot? pic.twitter.com/XxKxknciCG
— D'Geniero™ (@inikelvin_) March 14, 2017

5. Hated seeing ‘x’ in maths class

x times a certain number is 15, if x – that number is square root of 25, why is everybody committing suicide just lidat? pic.twitter.com/ytElvK4Vfh
— SLIGHTLY USED VIRGIN (@_dbee__) March 14, 2017

6. Chidi and Stella can do whatever they want

the distance btw Chidi and Stella is 100km, they run 10km towards each other, what is the space they'll require if they quarrel? pic.twitter.com/xqNGAA6oV8
— inale. (@iAM_JiZZi) March 14, 2017

7. The only answer to this is ‘Rice’

it takes 5 men 7 hours to mow a lawn of 25 square meters. If 10 men mow this same lawn then What's their favourite food? pic.twitter.com/dhBgy9rnnL
— saucerer (@bigspangjnr) March 14, 2017

8. Kuku kill me

https://twitter.com/kojonokware/status/841412828460404737

9. I don’t know o!

10. It’s like this one will die in the friendzone o

https://twitter.com/Qudouze/status/841590497827262464

11. When your F is already loading

If Kwaku used 60 bags of rice to feed 100 ppl n bought 32 oranges from the same shop…using (pi=22.7) how long will he walk from…. pic.twitter.com/7NGnS1Be2w
— Señor Gid (@SenorGid) March 14, 2017

12. It’s not adding up

https://twitter.com/Latchenko/status/841611793554407425

13. You, when the interviewer starts asking stupid questions

14. But is it fair?

a current flowing through a wire is calculated to be 2A, if the wire breaks at a node, how much is ijebu garri in Manhattan? pic.twitter.com/PIisSVVHSk
— عمر فاروق محمد موسى جودا (@umarpharukjoda) March 14, 2017

15. For football lovers

https://twitter.com/dammylare_/status/841642003674857472

16. Question for the Gods

https://twitter.com/buikem/status/841708610631716869