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Everyone got a little high on excitement after Efe won the Big Brother Naija reality show

So Garba Shehu though it would be a nice idea to jump on Efe’s catch phrase ‘based on logistics’

Based on Logistics, PMB is committed to delivering on the 3 key areas that he promised (Tackling Corruption, fixing the Economy & Security).
— Garba Shehu (@GarShehu) April 9, 2017

He was very wrong

People were here for him

https://twitter.com/DavidAkondu/status/851194227744804864

Logistics, logistics but things are still one kind

Based on logistics
The grass cutting SGF still has a job
Economy is still in recession
Boko Haram and Fulani herdsmen still killing people
— IKECHUKWU (@iykimo) April 9, 2017

Everything is propaganda with these people

I think based on logistics, you guys should let Nigerians enjoy this moment devoid of propaganda. Make una pack well first
— Godwin Etim🇳🇬 (@goddae) April 9, 2017

No light but they won’t stop talking rubbish

Base on logistics, I have not had power supply for the past two days in my areas, and bills keep coming
— princess (@mmprincessmercy) April 9, 2017

Somebody made Buhari’s score sheet

Based on logistics, our clueless Messiah will start feeling the heat from tomorrow

Buhari's Mid term report
Power: F9
Jobs: F9
Economy:F9
— IKECHUKWU (@iykimo) April 9, 2017

We’re so here for this 2019 drama

https://twitter.com/ani_nomso/status/851190936491233282

When you have to take beating for your boss

pic.twitter.com/xBbSEtErKU
— K (@Damocleansword) April 9, 2017

What a betray

Politicians have come. They want to hijack this small thing we are using to distract ourselves pic.twitter.com/uM916Un38I
— Ogb (@OgbonnaJnr) April 9, 2017

These people just use us to play

Lmao! Nigeria must be a joke to you people. pic.twitter.com/MoMV24W2mZ
— 🇬🇧Investor Folarin🇳🇬 (@OfficialDJXO) April 9, 2017

Garba Shehu and his boss are the real fake housemates

@mr_ochonogor based on logistics you should start packing your things from AsoRock villa bcos you and ur boss are fake house mates
— Jacob (@Area_Jay) April 9, 2017

This person is angry o

#basedonlogistics pic.twitter.com/VUWdKYqAFL
— Duke of Ilawe Ekiti 🇳🇬 (@TheOluwaferanmi) April 9, 2017

But who sent him to talk?

pic.twitter.com/UvHrQbLtVB
— Apiam Duker Maina| #SARSMUSTEND (@Chimere_KiNg) April 9, 2017

Wow!!!

https://twitter.com/Its_Nnanna/status/851210100366860288

People are not even taking this nonsense

pic.twitter.com/zOxP11Aaaw
— #ENDSARSNOW 🐝 (@shecynder) April 9, 2017

Someone advised him a little too late

https://twitter.com/NiyiPosh/status/851258673498214402
For all the people who missed the Big Brother finale last night, there was only one winner!

Efe won the prize money of N25 million as well as a brand new Kia Sorento.
Okay he wasn’t the only one who one. Bisola was the 1st runner up and also won a trip to New York to attend a United Nations event, courtesy of ONE Campaign

And Tboss, who came 3rd, won a N500,000 gift card from Pay Porte for winning most of the Arena Games

It’s all over and we can now rest!

Ladies and gentlemen, no more Lumapil commercial after today #BBNaija #BBNaijaFinale pic.twitter.com/brCQLLLWDL
— Oluwasola (@Shollazza) April 9, 2017

Nigerians are wondering what we will be distracted with now

https://twitter.com/iNigerian_/status/851181634619625472

But first, we want to know if Efe will share this money with us

Because everybody said he’s razz but look at God

https://twitter.com/Teniwadess/status/851176766513303553

Now that the show is over, let’s all resume our wailing for Daddy Bubu

Yes, sir! We’ve not forgotten you!
1. This person that doesn’t want to accept that Tboss is an olodo

https://twitter.com/ifeanyianeke/status/849754143786979328

2. This person that wants to finish all his credit on Big Brother

Based on logistics I'm giving efe 100 sms votes 2moro not because I'm a fan of bbnaija but cus I cant stand seeing that manipulator win! 😑
— Larenzo Bam🔥 (@_Larenzo) April 5, 2017

3. See marketing skills o!

If you want to know why TBoss is crying, Text: Vote Efe to 32052 #bbnaija
— Ejiro Elum (@ejirogbimgbim) April 5, 2017

4. This person that is cursing up and down because of Tboss

https://twitter.com/megax8_/status/849746686352257028

5. These Efe followers are wilding

This one belongs to the street. Street rally for Efe in warri #EfeNation #teamefe #BBNaija #BBnaijaupdates #TeamEfe pic.twitter.com/udHpbivCfm
— livingstone (@livingstonejefe) April 5, 2017

6. Not a playing stuff

Can you beat that, Cadillac Escalade of I Go Dye, #Bbnaija #Efenation pic.twitter.com/M2Fdvfw58D
— Ojo Adeniyi Johnson (@ojaydot) April 6, 2017

7. This person teaching us how to spell Bisola

B – BOLD, BEAUTIFUL BISOLA

I – INDEPENDENT, INTELLIGENT

S – SWEET

O – ORIGINAL

L – LOYAL

A – AMIABLE #TeamBisola #bbnaija
— ólóri wunmi (@itswunmmy_) March 31, 2017

8. This guys that had to make it a church matter for Team Efe

This is not child's play, #Teamefe at God's Command Ministry to pray for victory 4 Efe #BBNaija #Supperfan @Ebuka @BBNaija @Karen_Igho pic.twitter.com/g1yjTOzTXC
— OKPARE THEOPHILUS ONOJEGHEN (@theoonojeghen) April 7, 2017

9. Wow!!!

https://twitter.com/Onos147/status/850240186298519553

10. How many people will Efe share this money with?

https://twitter.com/Queenzpalace/status/850622909026631680

11. Hay God! See how they turned Tboss into humanitarian

have u reached out to the less privileged in nigeria .patriotism it's not by reciting but by serving.#BBNajia pic.twitter.com/V3RMnyOn5Q
— Dr. Kobe …#D'Oracle (@sobereekon) April 8, 2017

12. See campaign before election

#BBNaija #BBNajia @teamdebierise @debie_rise ..lets pump in votes for the queen of #risersnation VOTE Debie-Rise to 32052, or use wechat.😘😘 pic.twitter.com/wxhaFUWjzR
— Queen Pope (•͡.̮~͡) (@QueenEfexii) April 7, 2017

13. This oversabi Landlord

14. … and this epic reply

15. This person that wants us to use our kidneys to vote

https://twitter.com/BillionTwiTs/status/850094067337895936

Everyone got a little high on excitement after Efe won the Big Brother Naija reality show

So Garba Shehu though it would be a nice idea to jump on Efe’s catch phrase ‘based on logistics’

He was very wrong

People were here for him

Logistics, logistics but things are still one kind

Everything is propaganda with these people

No light but they won’t stop talking rubbish

Somebody made Buhari’s score sheet

We’re so here for this 2019 drama

When you have to take beating for your boss

What a betray

These people just use us to play

Garba Shehu and his boss are the real fake housemates

This person is angry o

But who sent him to talk?

Wow!!!

People are not even taking this nonsense

Someone advised him a little too late

For all the people who missed the Big Brother finale last night, there was only one winner!

Okay he wasn’t the only one who one. Bisola was the 1st runner up and also won a trip to New York to attend a United Nations event, courtesy of ONE Campaign

And Tboss, who came 3rd, won a N500,000 gift card from Pay Porte for winning most of the Arena Games

It’s all over and we can now rest!

Nigerians are wondering what we will be distracted with now

But first, we want to know if Efe will share this money with us

Because everybody said he’s razz but look at God

Now that the show is over, let’s all resume our wailing for Daddy Bubu

Yes, sir! We’ve not forgotten you!

1. This person that doesn’t want to accept that Tboss is an olodo

2. This person that wants to finish all his credit on Big Brother

3. See marketing skills o!

4. This person that is cursing up and down because of Tboss

5. These Efe followers are wilding

6. Not a playing stuff

7. This person teaching us how to spell Bisola

8. This guys that had to make it a church matter for Team Efe

9. Wow!!!

10. How many people will Efe share this money with?

11. Hay God! See how they turned Tboss into humanitarian

12. See campaign before election

13. This oversabi Landlord

14. … and this epic reply

15. This person that wants us to use our kidneys to vote