So that you can sharply watch Jenifa’s Diary inside traffic.
4. Balloons
Owambe fit happen anywhere.
5. Iron
So that you can sharply arrange your slay.
6. Shoes
For all the fashionistas in town.
7. GOTv decoder
Perhaps you want to watch small film on Afmag.
8. Rat poison
There may be a rat in your boot.
9. Fuel
Petrol can finish anytime.
10. Children toys
No need to go to the market.
Any Nigerian who has ever been stuck in Lagos traffic will attest to it being the worst experience ever. Here are 13 songs to get you through driving in Lagos.
1. Wiz Khalifa – Black And Yellow
For when you’re cruising in a Danfo.
2. Ludacris – Move B**ch
This song is best played when you’re in a hurry and the cars in front of you aren’t getting the memo.
3. Nelly – Ride Wit Me
For when you see a hot babe walking down the road and sweating in the heat.
4. Tony Tetuila – My Car
Remember this jam? This song is for when an impatient driver bashes your car and you’re not even there for stories.
5. Joe Budden – Pump It Up
For when you’re buying petrol at the filling station.
6. D’banj – Emergency
Because nobody sees Lagos traffic coming.
7. Chamillionaire – Ridin’
When the Police and LASTMA are trying to make money off you.
8. Kaycee – Pullover
How LASTMA pulls you over when you commit a traffic offence.
9. John Legend – Green Light
For when the traffic light is acting childish and refusing to show green.
10. DMX – Up In Here
For when the traffic is terrible and getting on your last nerve.
11. Rihanna – Shut Up And Drive
When an annoying Danfo driver is trying to make bants with you.
12. Drake- Hold On, We’re Going Home
For when you’re about to lose all hope of ever getting home on time.
13. Omarion – Speedin’
When you finally get out of the traffic.
Lagos seems to be the most “lit” city in Nigeria and everyone that has lived there must have a lot of funny stories to share. Nigerians on Twitter came together and shared the funniest things they have experienced in Lagos.