• 1. Pillows

    In case you want to sleep in Traffic.

    2. Puppies

    Na wa!

    3. Television

    So that you can sharply watch Jenifa’s Diary inside traffic.

    4. Balloons

    Owambe fit happen anywhere.

    5. Iron

    So that you can sharply arrange your slay.

    6. Shoes

    For all the fashionistas in town.

    7. GOTv decoder

    Perhaps you want to watch small film on Afmag.

    8. Rat poison

    There may be a rat in your boot.

    9. Fuel

    Petrol can finish anytime.

    10. Children toys

    No need to go to the market.
  • Any Nigerian who has ever been stuck in Lagos traffic will attest to it being the worst experience ever. Here are 13 songs to get you through driving in Lagos.

    1. Wiz Khalifa – Black And Yellow

    For when you’re cruising in a Danfo.

    2. Ludacris – Move B**ch

    This song is best played when you’re in a hurry and the cars in front of you aren’t getting the memo.

    3. Nelly – Ride Wit Me

    For when you see a hot babe walking down the road and sweating in the heat.

    4. Tony Tetuila – My Car

    Remember this jam? This song is for when an impatient driver bashes your car and you’re not even there for stories.

    5. Joe Budden – Pump It Up

    For when you’re buying petrol at the filling station.

    6. D’banj – Emergency

    Because nobody sees Lagos traffic coming.

    7. Chamillionaire – Ridin’

    When the Police and LASTMA are trying to make money off you.

    8. Kaycee – Pullover

    How LASTMA pulls you over when you commit a traffic offence.

    9. John Legend – Green Light

    For when the traffic light is acting childish and refusing to show green.

    10. DMX – Up In Here

    For when the traffic is terrible and getting on your last nerve.

    11. Rihanna – Shut Up And Drive

    When an annoying Danfo driver is trying to make bants with you.

    12. Drake- Hold On, We’re Going Home

    For when you’re about to lose all hope of ever getting home on time.

    13. Omarion – Speedin’

    When you finally get out of the traffic.
  • Lagos seems to be the most “lit” city in Nigeria and everyone that has lived there must have a lot of funny stories to share. Nigerians on Twitter came together and shared the funniest things they have experienced in Lagos.

    The raunchy masquerade.

    https://twitter.com/mis_tafara/status/676146536544411648
    Wow!

    Your name becomes “customer” whenever you walk into any store.

    If you are female, your name on any street is “fine girl”.

    *Unlooks*

    Some places in Lagos are not good for seize the bae 2015 movement.

    https://twitter.com/HuntellaDotNet/status/676141886214680576
    I can’t be seized from such  distance, Daddy.

    How to get away from LASTMA.

    https://twitter.com/Ohioleh/status/676141256632832000

    The Yaba boy chronicles.

    When it’s about to get crazy.

    Getting swindled at computer village.

    https://twitter.com/barrybanbi/status/676278518930624512

    When all pride and shame is gone.

    I will even wash your motor.

    Eating killer noodles.

    Is it how it ends because of ordinary Indomie?

    Ah, yes! The annoying traffic.

    Those unexpected fights.

    https://twitter.com/sayrusty/status/676096901364629504
    I never hexperred it.

    When the stock shirt isn’t so stock.

    Ikeja, the place for complete makeover.

    Is this one okay?

    Meeting a potential bae.

    You can’t even kiss in peace.

    https://twitter.com/cristianoyinkus/status/676293129608278016
    All the faces in your business.