Lagos socialite, Adejoro Olumofin (aka Doktor Mofin) created this hilarious series about the typical Lagos Big Girl to highlight some of their qualities or characteristics.

https://www.instagram.com/p/-PFH5bMgt4/?taken-by=joroolumofin

According to him a Lagos Big Girl is “any lady who is very successful (entrepreneur/corporate), has an extravagant lifestyle, wears very expensive designer clothes, use professional makeup artist for every event, attends all or most A list events / weddings, is friends with elite and celebrities, travels to exotic locations, is featured on top blogs frequently, lives in a choice area or location, has more than 10,000 followers on social media and is dating a rich or influential man. Drives a very flashy or new Generation exotic car.”

Lagos Big Girl be like…

I don’t bleach, it’s just sunburn.

https://www.instagram.com/p/-YlmHkMgvo/?taken-by=joroolumofin

I can’t cross 3rd Mainland Bridge.

https://www.instagram.com/p/-YmHTQMggm/?taken-by=joroolumofin

Big rock or nah!

https://www.instagram.com/p/-YmockMghR/?taken-by=joroolumofin

I only follow 10 people on Instagram.

https://www.instagram.com/p/-YnCRbMgh-/?taken-by=joroolumofin

OMG! Dubai was LIT!

https://www.instagram.com/p/-YnpufMgjN/?taken-by=joroolumofin

Berger? Ogudu? Is that even in Lagos.

https://www.instagram.com/p/-Yn3XvMgjm/?taken-by=joroolumofin

Err… What’s your last name again? Dangote?

https://www.instagram.com/p/-YoDQjMgkC/?taken-by=joroolumofin

Aww… You drive a G-Wagon?

https://www.instagram.com/p/-YoNxFMgkb/?taken-by=joroolumofin

I eat only Chinese.

https://www.instagram.com/p/-YoZeEsgkv/?taken-by=joroolumofin

I don’t do Hondas biko.

https://www.instagram.com/p/-YofAFMglA/?taken-by=joroolumofin

I burnt my knuckles while cooking.

https://www.instagram.com/p/-Yo0wzMglW/?taken-by=joroolumofin

Then the rib-cracking videos.

If it wasn’t a Harry Winston, I wouldn’t have taken it.

https://www.instagram.com/p/-YqLrRMgnf/?taken-by=joroolumofin

Oh my Gahd! This is my jam!

https://www.instagram.com/p/-YqdN5sgn-/?taken-by=joroolumofin

What does your boyfriend do?

https://www.instagram.com/p/-YrCX8MgpY/?taken-by=joroolumofin

Are you related to Gov Fashola?

https://www.instagram.com/p/-YrGRpsgpj/?taken-by=joroolumofin

Dubai was popping.

https://www.instagram.com/p/-YrkRfsgqd/?taken-by=joroolumofin

I burnt my knuckles while cooking Indomie this morning.

https://www.instagram.com/p/-YqvJwMgoq/?taken-by=joroolumofin