1. The ‘My Mummy Said I Shouldn’t Fight’
2. The ‘Always Injured’
3. The ‘Hold Me Back’
4. The ‘Cry-Cry Baby’
5. The ‘Mad Man/Woman’
6. The ‘Snitch’
7. The ‘Never Walk Alone’
8. The ‘god of war’
9. The ‘Charger’
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1. When you greet them and they ask “what’s good about the morning?”
2. When they write “see me” on your assignment.
3. How you feel when you enter the teachers’ staff room:
4. When they tell you to buy cane and bring to school.
5. When they are flogging you and they say “if you touch it, I’ll start again.”
6. When they start cleaning the board and you tell them you haven’t finished copying it.
7. When that teacher that hates you tries to be nice to you on visiting day.
8. When your favorite teacher bad mouths you to your parents on open day.
9. When they wait for their period to be over before they ask “any questions?”
10. When they hear that your next class is a free period.
11. When they tell the class captain to write names of noise makers and they don’t collect it.
12. When they ask a question and ignore all your classmates with their hands up and pick you.
13. How they set questions:
14. When they wish you good luck before an exam.
15. When they look at your script during a test and shake their head.
16. How they mark your exam:
17. When you get everything in your exam but they still keep that 1 mark for themselves.
