• Last Saturday night in the BBNaija house was anything but ordinary because when Guinness throws a party, you know it’s about to be a whole movie.

    From the moment DJ Bayzee touched the decks, the housemates turned the dance floor into a full-on rave. They formed dance circles, hyped each other like never before, and gave us the kind of content that reminds us why Saturday nights are for vibes.

    But wait, Guinness didn’t stop at the house. They kept the energy nationwide with watch parties in Lagos, Port Harcourt, and Abuja. Locale VI, Item 7 Ikotun, Lesukaa, and Greenview Graden were packed with fans living their best lives and screaming at the screens like they were in the house themselves.

    And of course, Guinness spiced things up with trivia games, the hype men quizzed fans about Guinness moments in the house, and those who nailed the answers didn’t just go home with bragging rights but also bagged cool Guinness merch and other goodies.

    The night was full of celebrity energy, too. Tosin Silverdam pulled up looking like he came ready for vibes. The party even got a special visit from ex-HMs Prince, Chinwe, and Anita, and trust it turned into a mini-reunion moment, and we were here for it.

    Just when everyone thought they could breathe, Ebuka walked into the house, and if you know Ebuka, you know he doesn’t just come for small talk. The whole internet went into overdrive. Fans and housemates alike were excited but curious about what he was in the house for. Was it a twist? A pep talk? Some juicy tea?

    And then boom. The mood flipped. Thelma Lawsonk and Bright Morgan were evicted in a surprise twist that left everyone emotional. But honestly, if you have to say goodbye, it might as well be after what was easily the most lit Guinness party of the season with high-energy music, special guests, lucky winners, and vibes that fans will be talking about for a long time. 

  • Let’s not deceive ourselves. When a person leaves their house to come and celebrate at a party, they’re also expecting that you will fill their stomach in return. Let us now look at all the drinks you’ll find at a Nigerian party, and why they aren’t bringing the drinks you want to your table.

    Cocktail.

    This is the only drink you need a visa to get in some parties. You literally have to have cards, special cards. You know you’re blown when people are hustling cards to get a cup of cocktail and it’s casually brought to your table! VIP wayyy.

    Hennessy, Moet & Ciroc Gang.

    The Unshakable Table, aka The Gentlemen’s Club. Full stop.

    Velveta, Eva, Don Simon, Andre, and friends

    You’re welcome, grab a seat and join us.

    Star, Heineken, Goldberg, it’s all beer!

    and they love it.

    Got Juice?

    Which one sir? Chivita or 5 Alive?

    Excuse me, Can I have a can of Malt? 

    Okay do you want Maltina or Malta Guinness? We also have Maltex and Amstel Malta, I also have malt liquor and… JUST GIVE ME MALTINA ABEG!

    “We only have minerals.”

    Please, just drink your Coke or Fanta or Schweppes or Parle Soda, eat your food, and be going.

    Nestle Life, Eva, Aquafina. Let me drink my water and be happy.

    At least I’m not destroying my liver.

    “See bros please just give me any Bottled Water you have”

    Thank you.

    So tell us, what drinks did we miss?

    Also, clubs are a type of party right?