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1. When someone serves you just one piece of meat, you’re like:
2. When you already have your own boyfriend, but then you meet someone that’s cuter or richer.
3. This is you during any sales online or in store.
4. When your friends want to start making other friends.
5. But when they complain you’re making too many friends and no longer have their time, you’re like:
6. When someone tries to give you indomie that is anything but hungry man size:
7. When you get only one souvenir out of eight at a wedding, you start complaining, like:
8. This is you when people have the guts to call you greedy just because you want more out of life!
9. Is it your fault they have such low expectations?
10. Besides, don’t they know…
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1. When you realise it’s a brand new day and you can eat food today.
2. When you eat a large meal and you are hungry 30 minutes after.
3. When someone says you like food too much.
4. When someone says “don’t be shy” on a date, like you need their permission.
5. Whenever you see the word “buffet”, you’re like:
6. When you are asked to choose just one food as your favourite.
7. When you find new meals that you really enjoy and you can add them to your rolodex!
8. When you are fighting with someone and they bring you food to apologise/
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1. How you walk into a shop you like with panache and confidence.
2. Then you begin to look around.
3. Picking all sorts of off the racks.
4. Feeling sexy and important.
5. Even enter the changing room to try on some of the clothes.
6. Then you start looking at the price tags.
7. What is all this?
8. Why is one outfit half of your salary?
9. Don’t these designers fear God?
10. You walk out of the store with nothing but sadness.
11. But one day your eye and wallet will be mates.
12. And then you’ll be back to buy everything!
