Every friend group consists of very different and specific characters — from the parent to the fun one — and it can be a little tough figuring out where you fall. So, we’ve created a quiz that lets you know exactly what kind of friend you are.
Take to find out:
One of the best and worst parts of social media is how it has changed relationships!
One moment you’re laughing at a similar joke, the next thing dm, the next thing love is in the air!
But because human beings are professionals at behaving somehow, the love can sometimes miss road.
And you wonder how you got yourself into this nonsense situation!
Because we love you, Zikoko made a video where people spoke about the ups and downs of finding love on social media.
If you can relate (which we are sure many of you can), tell us about your experiences in the comments section.
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1. When you see her out in public but you’re not ready to make up yet.
Nope, not yet.
2. When she cracks a joke but you are still fighting so no laughter from you.
She thinks she is funny abi?
3. When someone suggests you be the bigger person and apologise.
Bigger person ko, bigger person ni!
4. When you see her hanging out with someone else.
Judas the betrayer!
5. When there is gist and you are waiting for her to apologise before you tell her.
Oya oh!
6. When your parents ask about her, you’re like:
Why?
7. When someone thinks because you guys are fighting they can come and gossip about her to you.
If you don’t get out of here before I give you elbow.
8. When you finally make up after all the shakara.
No more fight!
9. When you are catching each other up on all the gist that happened during your fight.
“In fact ehn…..”
1. When you’re begging your parents to let your friend come and visit you.
You have to bring PowerPoint presentation to convince them.
2. You, reminding you friend to greet your parents properly.
Better don’t be doing anyhow.
3. How your parents look at them if they come and visit earlier than 12pm:
Chai!
4. How your parents look at them if they are still in your house when it’s dark:
Be going, biko.
5. When your friend doesn’t greet your parents properly and you already know that friendship is over.
Chai! Time to find new friend.
6. How you look at your friend that prostrates to greet your parents:
They will now be comparing both of you forever.
7. When your parents spend half the visit interrogating your friends.
Okay, Mummy FBI, can you go now?
8. When your mother asks “have you offered your friend anything?” and they say no.
See this one. You don’t have food in your house?
9. When your friend of the opposite sex says they want to come to your house.
Abeg oh! I’m not ready to die yet.
10. When your mother offers them food and they reject it.
Hay God!
11. When your friend says “your parents are so nice.”
It’s because you’re here oh.
12. When you make them ask your parents to allow you to go out so they don’t say no.
I sabi, abeg.
13. How your friend looks when your parents start shouting on you in their presence:
Well, this is awkward.
14. When your friend wants to leave your house without telling your parents first.
Better respect yourself.
15. When your parents that were smiling with them start insulting them immediately they leave.
“Don’t bring that idiot to my house again.”
16. When it’s time to go and visit that friend and your parents ask “how many times have they come here?”
Are you serious?
1. “Don’t you have your own house?”
See wahala.
2. “What are you going to do there?”
Armed robbery. What will I be going to do there before?
3. “Can’t they visit you?”
They have visited me. Oya?
4. “How many times have they come here?”
Chineke!
5. “Do we know them?”
What is it?
6. “Where do they stay?”
Why? Do you want to rent?
7. “Are they in your school?”
Jisos! Can I go already?
8. “What are they studying?”
You want to pay their school fees?
9. “Who are their parents?”
My God!
10. “Where are they from?”
Earth, I think.
11. “What do their parents do?”
Mummy oh!
12. “Are they born again?”
Am I Jesus?
13. “Which church do they attend?”
Na wa.
1. When you ask them to take a good picture of you and they take one that makes you look like melted amala.
Wawu!
2. And when they want to post a picture of you, they put the one where you look absolutely disgusting.
Who sent you?
3. When something good happens to you and instead of “congratulations”, you hear “you were lucky that..”
Hate..hate..hate…HATER!
4. When you’re around your crush of life and they start reminding you of every bad thing that has happened to you.
“Remember that time you fell inside the gutter?”
5. When they know your bae is cheating on you but they allow you act the fool and be forming love on social media.
God will remove you from my life.
6. When they go on Twitter and divulge all your business in the name of ‘bants’.
You are *clap..clap* CUT OFF!
7. When they publicly share screenshots of your chat in your private Whatsapp group.
Gbeborun!
8. When you tell them to lie to your bae for you and they ‘forget’.
He still won’t date you sha.
9. When they tell you someone is not good for you, and the next thing they’re engaged to him.
Wait what?
10. When you ask them if an outfit looks good on you and they say yes, but you out here looking like Dencia at the Grammys.
It’s like you’re mad.
11. When you use them to lie to your parents when you go out. And then your parents call them and they say “Ah, Seyi is not here ma!”
They better adopt your snitching ass.
12. When you look hot in an outifit and they say you should change because they don’t want you to look hotter than them.
Smh!
13. When you tell them a secret, and the next thing it’s on the internet.
Please exit my life.
14. When every compliment from them is a veiled insult.
“It’s so great, the way you don’t care about the way you look when you leave the house.”
Thank you. Please, come and be going.
15. When you buy something, and they buy the exact same thing the next day so that you don’t have anything nicer than them.
Wo! It’s not a competition now?
16. When you start talking about your problems and they find a way to make it about them.
Are you the sun? Because the earth must revolve around you.
