1. Reciprocation – “Oh I love you too”

2. Confusion – “Are you talking to me?”

3. Temporary deafness – “I beg your pardon”.

4. Hysterics – just laugh and keep laughing till you pass out.

5. Usain Boltitis – Just pick race and keep running till you enter the Atlantic ocean.

6. Tears – Start crying, either from joy or deep and lasting sadness. Just cry.

7. Change the conversation immediately! If you ignore it, it never happened.

8. Musical statues – Don’t move, don’t breathe, don’t say anything.

9. Smile – and say nothing. A smile is worth a thousand words.

10. Cut the phone – Because if it’s not being said to your face does it really count?