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D’banj, who is definitely one of Nigeria’s pop culture icons, is officially the shadiest of them all!

1. While the fact that Nigerian music lyrics are weak is a solid truth, an oversabi fan confronted D’banj regarding these videos.

2. And D’banj gave him a massive ela, just watch the video below:

😂😂😂😭😭😭I love Dbanj pic.twitter.com/fOgleY47hz
— Azeezat (@azxxzxt) November 11, 2016

3. When the fan said “We need a bit of prophecy in our music”.

4. When D’banj said, “You need to get yourself a prophet”.

Maybe oversabi people will learn from this one and stop asking for prophecy up and down.
It’s surprising that in 2016, some grown adult men still pride in their inability to feed themselves.
1. Instead of minding his business on a quiet Sunday evening, this man sha wanted us to know his future wife’s purpose in their marriage is to feed him pounded yam every Sunday.

2. Just see his mouth like pounded yam.

3. That;s how his ex came to give testimony o!

4. We never hexperredit!

5. When someone is forming hard guy and their ex comes to disgrace and drag them on Twitter.

6. When someone’s ex says their break up is a wonderful sign from God.

7. Maybe he’ll go and learn how to pound his own yam sha.
1. Nigeria’s yama yama exchange rate is just the worst.

2. Instead of this Uncle to just face the recession and economic wahala with his chest, he was having nonsense dreams.

3. Just look at the response someone gave him:

4. Ah! This person doesn’t have any chill o!

5. Someone can’t play with people on the internet again sha.

6. It’s because some of you are dreaming up and down instead of facing your work.

Catch us next time on your award-winning Ela Chronicles.

D’banj, who is definitely one of Nigeria’s pop culture icons, is officially the shadiest of them all!

1. While the fact that Nigerian music lyrics are weak is a solid truth, an oversabi fan confronted D’banj regarding these videos.

2. And D’banj gave him a massive ela, just watch the video below:

3. When the fan said “We need a bit of prophecy in our music”.

4. When D’banj said, “You need to get yourself a prophet”.

Maybe oversabi people will learn from this one and stop asking for prophecy up and down.

1. Instead of minding his business on a quiet Sunday evening, this man sha wanted us to know his future wife’s purpose in their marriage is to feed him pounded yam every Sunday.

2. Just see his mouth like pounded yam.

3. That;s how his ex came to give testimony o!

4. We never hexperredit!

5. When someone is forming hard guy and their ex comes to disgrace and drag them on Twitter.

6. When someone’s ex says their break up is a wonderful sign from God.

7. Maybe he’ll go and learn how to pound his own yam sha.

1. Nigeria’s yama yama exchange rate is just the worst.

2. Instead of this Uncle to just face the recession and economic wahala with his chest, he was having nonsense dreams.

3. Just look at the response someone gave him:

4. Ah! This person doesn’t have any chill o!

5. Someone can’t play with people on the internet again sha.

6. It’s because some of you are dreaming up and down instead of facing your work.

Catch us next time on your award-winning Ela Chronicles.