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1. How you write names of noisemakers even though the teacher did not ask you to.

Because you are a good and dutiful student!
2. When you remind the teacher about your assignment and your classmates are looking at you with evil eyes.

Silly people!
3. When your teacher asks a question nobody is supposed to know the answer to, but you do.

Because I am super intelligent.
4. When your classmates try to make fun of you, you’re like.

You think you are doing me, you people are doing yourselves.
5. When you are chosen as class captain every single year.

Before nko? Who else?
6. When a new oversabi joins the class and tries to dethrone you.

My friend, you better shift back!
7. When you come second for the first time, you’re like:

Is this how I bow out of greatness?
8. When you win less than half of the awards at the end of the school year, you’re like:

Am I now average?
1. When you read with all your power and still get a B minus.

The struggle.
2. Your answer, whenever someone asks you “how was your paper?”

Can’t say more than that abeg.
3. When you hear the class efikos discussing the answers they got after a test.

Can you people let it go?
4. When you get handed your script like this and you already know you banged.

Hay God!
5. When you get 5/20 in a test but you’re still one of the highest in class.

Winning!
6. When the whole class fails but you’re just glad that:

The class that fails together stays together.
7. You, during every speech and prize giving day:

You sha know nobody is calling your name.
8. When your friend asks you to explain a topic but you only understand enough to not fail.

Uhm…
9. How people look at you when you ask for extra sheet before the class efiko:

Who is this one?
10. When the class olodo is hiding their work from you during a test.

See my life.
11. When people are discussing grades and you just want to know if you were promoted or not.

No time, abeg.
12. That your friend that always says they are going to fail and their result comes and you see an A.

You’ll now be struggling with a C.
13. When you check your result and you didn’t get an F but then you remember you didn’t get an A either.

Well, small miracles.
1. When the teacher asks if everyone understands and the class says “NO!”, but you understand perfectly.

How is that not clear?
2. When they give an assignment and everyone in the class is waiting for you to do it.

Fine! I’ll do it!
3. When you finish your assignment.

Oya copy oh!
4. When the teacher splits you into groups for a project and you end up doing all the work.

Again!
5. When you mistakenly fail a test. Your teacher:

It’s just one failure.
6. When someone else scores higher than you on a test. Everyone:

Na wa oh!
7. When you get a B and it depresses you but you cannot be sad in public.

It’s so hard.
8. When people see you stabbing a class.

What?! I have to go to all the classes?
9. How people react when you tell them you don’t understand a particular topic.

I don’t know it oh!!!!
10. When you ask someone what aspect they need you to explain to them and they say “Everything”.

You didn’t pay your school fees to me.
11. When everyone expects you to organize tutorials before exams but you haven’t even read.

Oh God!
12. When exams are coming and you tell people you haven’t read.

I haven’t oh!
13. When people come to confirm their answers with you after every exam.

*flips hair*
14. When people see you reading for exams.

Leave me plis.
15. You when you hear “10 minutes left” in the exam but you still have more to write.

More time please!
16. When you raise up your hand in class and the teacher doesn’t call you.

Pick me!!!
1. When the teacher asks if everyone understands and the class says “YES!”.

You people understood that?
2. You, in most classes:

Why am I even here?
3. When the teacher doesn’t give an area of concentration before exam.

What sort of devil?
4. You, trying to study:

I don’t understand what I’m looking at.
5. When you hear that the class efiko is organizing tutorials.

Can’t dull it.
6. When you get your exam questions and start wondering when they taught you all this.

Hian. I didn’t miss class na? What is all this?
7. When all your classmates are collecting extra sheet and you haven’t even finished the one they gave you.

What is this struggle?
8. When you look around during an exam and see everyone using a compass and you don’t know what it’s for.

You people sef.
9. You, whenever you hear “10 minutes left” during a test:

Didn’t we just start?
10. When your classmates are comparing answers after a test and they all got ’24’, while you got ‘Sodium’.

Hay God!
11. When your classmates are calculating what they need to get an A and you’re calculating what you need to not carryover.

We have different issues, abeg.
12. You, when you hear that results are out:

The stress.
13. When you hear the class efiko complaining about getting a B.

See this mad person.
14. When you get a C in a course you thought you’d fail.

God is good.
15. Your motto:

It’s true sha.

1. How you write names of noisemakers even though the teacher did not ask you to.

2. When you remind the teacher about your assignment and your classmates are looking at you with evil eyes.

3. When your teacher asks a question nobody is supposed to know the answer to, but you do.

4. When your classmates try to make fun of you, you’re like.

5. When you are chosen as class captain every single year.

6. When a new oversabi joins the class and tries to dethrone you.

7. When you come second for the first time, you’re like:

8. When you win less than half of the awards at the end of the school year, you’re like:

1. When you read with all your power and still get a B minus.

2. Your answer, whenever someone asks you “how was your paper?”

3. When you hear the class efikos discussing the answers they got after a test.

4. When you get handed your script like this and you already know you banged.

5. When you get 5/20 in a test but you’re still one of the highest in class.

6. When the whole class fails but you’re just glad that:

7. You, during every speech and prize giving day:

8. When your friend asks you to explain a topic but you only understand enough to not fail.

9. How people look at you when you ask for extra sheet before the class efiko:

10. When the class olodo is hiding their work from you during a test.

11. When people are discussing grades and you just want to know if you were promoted or not.

12. That your friend that always says they are going to fail and their result comes and you see an A.

13. When you check your result and you didn’t get an F but then you remember you didn’t get an A either.

1. When the teacher asks if everyone understands and the class says “NO!”, but you understand perfectly.

2. When they give an assignment and everyone in the class is waiting for you to do it.

3. When you finish your assignment.

4. When the teacher splits you into groups for a project and you end up doing all the work.

5. When you mistakenly fail a test. Your teacher:

6. When someone else scores higher than you on a test. Everyone:

7. When you get a B and it depresses you but you cannot be sad in public.

8. When people see you stabbing a class.

9. How people react when you tell them you don’t understand a particular topic.

10. When you ask someone what aspect they need you to explain to them and they say “Everything”.

11. When everyone expects you to organize tutorials before exams but you haven’t even read.

12. When exams are coming and you tell people you haven’t read.

13. When people come to confirm their answers with you after every exam.

14. When people see you reading for exams.

15. You when you hear “10 minutes left” in the exam but you still have more to write.

16. When you raise up your hand in class and the teacher doesn’t call you.

1. When the teacher asks if everyone understands and the class says “YES!”.

2. You, in most classes:

3. When the teacher doesn’t give an area of concentration before exam.

4. You, trying to study:

5. When you hear that the class efiko is organizing tutorials.

6. When you get your exam questions and start wondering when they taught you all this.

7. When all your classmates are collecting extra sheet and you haven’t even finished the one they gave you.

8. When you look around during an exam and see everyone using a compass and you don’t know what it’s for.

9. You, whenever you hear “10 minutes left” during a test:

10. When your classmates are comparing answers after a test and they all got ’24’, while you got ‘Sodium’.

11. When your classmates are calculating what they need to get an A and you’re calculating what you need to not carryover.

12. You, when you hear that results are out:

13. When you hear the class efiko complaining about getting a B.

14. When you get a C in a course you thought you’d fail.

15. Your motto: