• You never listen to mainstream Nigerian songs for the content. If you need content, find Asa or Bez.

    So get a banging beat and you’re good to go.  But the fact that we don’t listen to the lyrics doesn’t mean there’s no limit. Sometimes, try. We are begging.

     

    1. Check Up – DJ Mewsic POM ft. Skales, Vector, Hakym the Dream

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    This sounds suspiciously like he got this line from Ice Prince.

    2. Export – MI ft Yung6ix

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    No. Ehn ehn. Nah.

    3. The Game – Olamide ft. Phenom

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    This is just disgusting.

    4. Icholiya – Phyno ft. Ice Prince & M.I

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    I’m hungry.

    5. The Truth – Vector (Mode 9 Diss)

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    Smelling rap. You can do better?

    6. RIP Drake & Meek Mill – Vic-O

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    Greatest. Rapper. Ever.

    7. Prick No Get Shoulder – Brymo

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    What?!

    8. Bullion Van – MI ft. Phyno and Runtown

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    Lyrical evangelist terrorist.

    9. Freestyle – Davido

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    Well hello, Nigerian Iggy.

    10. Thank You – Ice Prince ft. Choc Boiz

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    Dear Jesse, this is sad.

    11. Kpansh – Yung6ix ft. MI

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    Now we know he can read the alphabet…wait!

    12. Elbow Room – Mode9

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    Why in the name of all that is good and evil will I be holding a lemon and a torch?

    13. The Infiltration Mixtape – Cyrus tha Virus

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    STOP!

    14. 2Mussh – Reminisce ft. Sinzu & Ice Prince

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    How dare you, Ice Prince? How dare you?!

    15. Comment Tu T’appelle – LeriQ ft. Burna Boy, Dammy Krane, Ozone, & Mojeed

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    Flying saucer ni.

    16. Ta Lo Sobe – Omo Akin ft. Dotstar, IcePrince, Jesse Jagz, Shadow D Don

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    This. Is. Not. A. Good. Thing.

    17. Too Much Money – Iceberg Slim ft. Banky W

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    That’s not even… Sigh…

    18. Eziokwu – Lynxxx ft. Various artistes

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    This is why Glo dropped him.

    19. Taxi Music – X.O Senavoe

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    We didn’t want to get it.

    20. Ghostmode – Phyno ft. Olamide

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    Like a toolbox, I’ve got all your tools.

    21. Omo Naija Remix – Reminisce

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    Baba Hafusa, what is spastic?

    22. Back When – Davido ft. NaetoC

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    Are you done with that Masters yet? We hope not.

    23. Anamachikwanu – Ill Bliss

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    The horror!

    24. Naija Delta Money – Pryse

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    Just as well there’s no balcony. I would have pushed you off for this.

    25. In My bed – Wizkid

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    LMAO!!!! What??? How???

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    Look at all these lines. Just see.

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    Just stop. Please.

    So seriously, what are the worst Nigerian raps/lyrics you’ve heard?