If you’re wondering how your contact is saved on your crush’s phone, take this quiz to find out.
At any given time, the likelihood that someone is crushing on you is pretty high. It could be for a host of reasons, from your smile to your confidence. So, to help narrow it down, we’ve created a quiz that knows who in your life is currently crushing on you the hardest.
Take it to find out:
Most people go through life unaware of the effect they have on others. While it might come as a shock to you, there are very likely a bunch of people that would risk it all for just a bit of your love. So, we created this quiz to let you know just how many they are.
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Crushes are a natural part of life. Unfortunately, they’re also a terrible part of life because half the time they never lead to anything. (Especially if you’re shy.) You’re just left watching the object of your desire be with someone else while eternal loneliness looms on your horizon.
But fear not because I’m here with information that can possibly change that. When it comes to crushes, all you need sometimes is a foot in the door, and (if the universe doesn’t hate you) your crush just might like you back. You two will then go on to have babies together or whatever.
Here are 10 ways to successfully “get your foot in the door.”
1. Slide in their DMs
From experience, corny jokes work best. Like sending them pictures of different household items (luggage, couch etc) and then when they ask you what you’re doing, you tell them you’re moving into their DMs. They’ll laugh and you’ll laugh and hopefully, a conversation starts from there.
2. Leave them notes with sweet messages on them.
Everyone loves sweet messages that send shivers down their spine.
3. Break into their house and leave them a beautiful gift.
Like a vial of your blood or urine that they can wear as a pendant.
4. Maintain eye contact with your crush from across the room until they break and ask you what exactly it is you want.
It worked for Edward Cullen and it’ll work for you.
5. Take a copy of their picture to your church and have your pastor force them to notice you with the power of the holy spirit.
Each woman in this photo has a photo of their crush under their beret.
6. Stalk your crush on a major holiday while wearing a mask and overalls.
Eventually, they’ll notice you and think it’s cute. Personally, I think Michael Myers was misunderstood and that all his victims should’ve given him a chance to express himself.
7. Stand below your crush’s bedroom window at midnight with a boombox and make your intentions known by playing the song, “Me So Horny” by 2 Live Crew
The ultimate love song.
8. Pull a “Twilight”and sneak into your crush’s house to watch them sleep.
Edward Cullen himself should’ve written this article.
9. Follow your crush around for a day and appear in the background of every picture they take.
The demons in the “Conjuring” universe are great at this. Summon one real quick and ask how they do it.
10. Or you could just work up courage and go talk to them instead of trying something on this list and getting arrested.
Keep in mind that they might turn you down. However, what to do next if that happens is a story for another day.
1. So after weeks of phone calls and thousands of messages…
2. …. And gazing at each other with love struck puppy eyes.
3. Your crush finally asks you on a date.
4. One of your daft friends suggests you say no so he doesn’t think you are easy.
5. But you know that one is an enemy of progress so you ignore her.
6. You, searching for something to wear.
7. When you get to the restaurant and see him looking cuter than you remember.
8. And the conversation is even better than before.
9. You, trying to decide what to eat.
10. When he goes to the bathroom and hasn’t come back after 45 minutes.
11. You, realising you’ve been left to foot the bill.
12. When your friends ask you how the date went.
13. When next someone asks you out to dinner, you’re like:
1. The truth is that you’ve tried.
2. You really, really have!
3. But I mean, look at him.
4. Or even him!
5. It’s not easy to stay focused.
6. When this one is just so gorgeous!
7. And this one is so suave.
8. And it’s not like you’re trying to collect them from their wives.
9. You’re just appreciating God’s creation.
10. God’s wonderful, wonderful creation!
1. When the teacher makes both of you sit close to each other during a class activity.
2. When they share their snacks with you at break time.
3. When they chase only you when it’s time to play “catcher”
4. When you fight and they write your name on the list of noisemakers and add “times 7”.
5. When they start being friendly with people other than you.
6. When they ask you to help them give out cake and party packs on their birthday.
7. When they call you one of their best friends!
8. When they tell you they like someone else.
1. When you see one crush at a party.
“Hey boo!”
2. And then the other one walks in.
This might be a problem sha!
3. When you are chatting with both of them at the same time.
Fun! Fun! Fun!
4. When both of them start to like you.
Ah! Wahala has come.
5. When you realise they are both actually being serious.
Which kind of one chance is this?
6. When you’re tired of them but they’re still talking to you.
You people should come and be going.
7. When they realise you have been romancing both of them, you’re like.
Before they come and kill me.
1. When you say hello with all the love in your heart and they reply normally.
Ahn ahn!
2. When you try to flirt and they are just looking.
Mr man you better participate!
3. When they refer to you as a “great friend”.
Not only friend.
4. When they now graduate from calling you their friend to saying you are like their brother/sister.
Please I know the number of children my mother had and you are not among oh!
5. When they come and start asking you for relationship advice.
Take your problems to God because me I am ready to scatter the relationship.
6. When they say “whoever you end up with will be very lucky”.
It better be you oh!
7. When you meet their boyfriend or girlfriend you’re like:
“Nice to meet you too.”
8. When they finally seem to be responding to your advances.
Success at last!
9. Then you find out it’s because they were fighting with their boyfriend/girlfriend.
Kuku kill me oh!
10. When you are now over them and they start liking you, you’re like:
