We can all say that Croatia played the game of their lives against France. But the thing about football is this;
If you like play with your heart and soul, if the ball doesn’t enter the post, there’s no point.
So, Croatia might have played a great game, but France scored more goals. Now, what I have to say might sound a bit wild.
But I want to point out the fact that France didn’t really win the World Cup.
When half of your team consists of Africans, who does the cup really go to? Be honest o.
Africa? Yes! Africa. All of us.
I could decide to give an analysis of every single African player on that team.
But we are going to sleep here. I promise you.
The most important thing you need to know is that from Mbappe to Pogba to Kante and Lemar, Mendy, Matuidi, Rami, Umtiti, Mendy, N’zozi, and many others are all Africans.
Infact, Lemar is half Nigerian. I’m so emotional right now
So we can also say that somehow, Nigeria won this Cup too.
Oh, I’m so proud to be Nigerian.
Infact I’m sure if we dig deep, we would find out that Pelé has African genes somewhere somehow.
Just think about this, what is Pele in Yoruba? I won’t say more than that.
Let me tell you the bitter truth, it’s okay to disagree. But just know that almost every legend in the history of legends comes from some part of Africa.
I can start mentioning names, but I don’t want us to divert.
Let’s place our focus on what is important for today. Africa borrowed France the World Cup.
Not only are we skilled, we are also generous. Wow. A whole continent.
On a serious note, whether we like it or not, Qatar 2022, Nigeria is bringing that cup home. I’m saying it with my chest.
Okay maybe just half of my chest.
I think before we end this, it’s important that we congratulate France properly.
So dear France, congratulations. You have done well.
But if you actually think Africa deserves all the accolades raise your hand.
Now let us know your reason below.
We know we already screwed up against Croatia.
But did we die?
Anyway, for this match, the players have assured us they will die on the line.
Whether home, away, out, anything, we will die on that line
But we have some important warnings for them.
Please read carefully
Dear Eagles, please we don’t want to see you dance any shaku shaku today.
Everyday shaku shaku, no goal
I also have to add that we know you boys are buff, but the fashion show is enough please.
Not everyday runway
See for this game, we need you guys to actually stand. Stop falling.
At least you have a better chance at scoring if you’re on your feet and not on the floor
If goal is catching you, Great Super Eagles, please go to their post. You know, that’s actually where you can score a goal.
Makes sense right?
You also need to remember that as you’re praying, they’re also praying
But na who play pass dey win match
Also, before you settle down to watch this match, please make sure there’s fuel in your generator.
Because anything could go wrong, not Nepa o.
If you don’t have fuel in your generator , you can just enter a viewing center.
There’d be cold Star there as well, so win win
And if you’re watching from home, be very sure to secure a few cans of Star.
You know, just to relax your nerves
But whatever you do, do not be alone while watching this match.
It is too risky, watch with your whole squad, all of them.
If we win, then you can dance shake shake or anything else with your chest
Yes! Super Eagles issa goal, we always believed in you boys
And if we lose, just try to sleep it off.
But please tell the Eagles to just stay in russia
Nigeria’s first match was yesterday and as you can expect Nigerians had a lot to say about it.
When we heard that it was Croatia we were playing against.
Who Croatia be sef?
Then we noticed that it’s not even only us that’s watching the match.
Olamide & Phyno shot the video for “Road 2 Russia” yesterday. By the time they release it, the Super Eagles would already be on their way back from Russia.
The World Cup starts tomorrow and while we are praying and hoping it’s not only fine aso-ebi we have to offer, we’ve come up with the perfect playlist to get you ready.
Road 2 Russia (Dem go hear am) – Olamide & Phyno
Our official 2018 world cup song
Ballerz – Wande Coal
We are stepping into Russia like
Issa Goal – Naira Marley (feat. Olamide & Lil Kesh)
For everytime we score a goal.
Power of Naija – 2Face (feat. Cobhams & Omawunmi)
Even though we are playing Portugal we still have hope
Super Eagles Carry Go – Austin Milado
We are readyyy!!!
Osinachi – Humblesmith (feat. Davido)
After we collect the cup from Germany.
Super Eagles- Solidstar
Croatia go clear road!
Nigeria Go Survive – Veno Marioghae
Even though we are playing Argentina, fear not.
Penalty – Small Doctor
We have a small prayer for Iceland – won ti gba penalty lo throwing
Ole ole ole – The Fans
For when we carry the cup
Wavin Flag – K’Naan
You can’t leave this classic off your World Cup playlist
