• It is break time in SS2C. Kunle goes out to buy Sausage while Charles buys biscuits. Well, you already know who the bigger boy is between the both of them, and, importantly, who pulls more chicks.

    We round up foods that showed you were a big boy/girl in secondary school:

    1. Sausage

    Sausage was the GOAT. A chow fit for the biggest students atop the social strata.

    2. Corn Flakes

    You certainly couldn’t have been a big boy or girl without feeding on cornflakes. Never.

    3. Samosa

    God bless Samosa. AMEN.

    4. Bread and Egg (Contraband)

    Ah, bread and egg was for the most criminal elements in secondary school. If you ate it consistently, you are Kirikiri material.

    5. Indomie and Egg (Contraband)

    Another banned meal, considering that most students weren’t allowed to cook. If you actually made Indomie and egg as a student, you can survive Nigeria.

    6. Spring rolls

    Spring rolls was big boy/girl chow. End of.

    7. Cabin Biscuit

    Yktv. Pour into a bowl and add water, milk, sugar. Legendary.

    8. Ghana Buns

    Ah, I saved the best for last. By far the best buns I’ve tasted. If you didn’t have this in Secondary school, I’m sorry.