Babysitting | Zikoko!

1. When you ask them what they put in their mouth and they quickly swallow before you can stop them.

What kind of wahala is this?
2. When they decide the toilet is their new swimming pool.

Can you imagine?
3. When they realise they can use their teeth as a weapon of mini destruction, they’re like:

Is this one a child or an animal?
4. When you think if you ignore them they’ll stop crying but they just increase the volume of their cry.

You cannot ignore them forever!
5. When they decide to use their crayons to design all the walls in the house.

Mini Picasso by force!
6. When they finally start talking and won’t stop even when you beg.

And if you peg their mouths people will say it’s child abuse.
7. When you just finish tidying the house and tell them to sit down in one place, they’re like:

“No mummy!”
8. When you are trying to potty train them and they are uninterested in all the rubbish you are talking.

So what is pampers for?
9. When they insult people by mistake and you have to start apologising.

And you think they don’t understand what they’re saying!
10. When they sleep in the afternoon and won’t allow anybody hear word in the night.

Please sleep now!
1. When all your married friends with kids see you as a free nanny.

Are these ones okay at all?
2. When the children you are babysitting don’t like you.

“You people don’t have good taste.”
3. When one of the children you are babysitting wets herself.

.Ah!
4. Then the younger sibling now poops on himself right after!

What kind of wahala is this?
5. When they start crying for their parents.

Me sef I want your parents to come back!
6. When you take them out and one goes missing in the shop.

That is how they will say you lost somebody’s child!
7. When they start complaining that they’re hungry.

Eat me oh!
8. When after you finish cooking they tell you they don’t like what you cooked.

What does that one mean?
9. When their parents finally come and carry them away.

Thank God!
10. The next time anyone asks you to babysit, you’re like:

Can’t happen oh!

1. When you ask them what they put in their mouth and they quickly swallow before you can stop them.

2. When they decide the toilet is their new swimming pool.

3. When they realise they can use their teeth as a weapon of mini destruction, they’re like:

4. When you think if you ignore them they’ll stop crying but they just increase the volume of their cry.

5. When they decide to use their crayons to design all the walls in the house.

6. When they finally start talking and won’t stop even when you beg.

7. When you just finish tidying the house and tell them to sit down in one place, they’re like:

8. When you are trying to potty train them and they are uninterested in all the rubbish you are talking.

9. When they insult people by mistake and you have to start apologising.

10. When they sleep in the afternoon and won’t allow anybody hear word in the night.

1. When all your married friends with kids see you as a free nanny.

2. When the children you are babysitting don’t like you.

3. When one of the children you are babysitting wets herself.

4. Then the younger sibling now poops on himself right after!

5. When they start crying for their parents.

6. When you take them out and one goes missing in the shop.

7. When they start complaining that they’re hungry.

8. When after you finish cooking they tell you they don’t like what you cooked.

9. When their parents finally come and carry them away.

10. The next time anyone asks you to babysit, you’re like: