Attitude | Zikoko!

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Your ex was a SoundCloud rapper

You are a chronic onigbese

You own a Buchymix blender

You’ve been dragged on Twitter before

You hate apologising

You’ve fought an agbero before

You enjoy sachet Chelsea dry gin and the likes

Your favourite color is red

You listen to Portable

Your favourite food is amala

You’re never wrong

You live in Nigeria

You live in Lagos, Nigeria

You’ve been suspended from school

Your phone is always on Airplane Mode

You’ve worked as a bus conductor

Your favourite cocktail is a Long Island

You’re single

You don’t have a Valentine

You’ve been a side piece before

You believe Nigeria will get better soon

You’ve dated your friend’s ex

You’ve blocked your parents and half your family members from seeing your WhatsApp stories

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Yes, but we can see you only show your bad behaviour to people that deserve it. So, please, by all means, continue.

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Very, you were a very badly behaved child, and now that you’ve grown up small, your bad behaviour is even worse. We would beg you to stop, but it looks like you actually enjoy it.
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Not at all. You act like you shit rainbows and piss unicorns.
1. So everyday someone calls you troublesome or stubborn.

2. And you really don’t think you’re that bad…

3. Or are you?

4. Just because you don’t answer people when they mispronounce your name.

5. And you don’t laugh at those awkward, rubbish jokes in the office.

6. And when something is going on, you prefer due process, which apparently wastes time.

7. So, because you are a normal person, people now say you have wahala!

8. It’s not their fault, people don’t have sense, and you do!
1. When people think talking to you normally will change your mind, you’re like:

No thanks!
2. When people now try shouting and abuse like that one will convince you to change your mind.

You must be joking!
3. You, when a debate starts in class or in the office and you can show your talents.

On your marks…
4. When too many people agree with your opinion for your liking.

Hmm was I not contrary enough?
5. When people complain you are too stubborn, you’re like:

My friend will you get out of here before I embarrass you!
6. When you end up being right and everyone has to apologise to you!

Oya dobale!
7. When after all your stubbornness you are wrong, you’re like:

Well nobody is perfect!
8. When someone says stubbornness is not a virtue.

Okay! And so what?

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1. When people think talking to you normally will change your mind, you’re like:

2. When people now try shouting and abuse like that one will convince you to change your mind.

3. You, when a debate starts in class or in the office and you can show your talents.

4. When too many people agree with your opinion for your liking.

5. When people complain you are too stubborn, you’re like:

6. When you end up being right and everyone has to apologise to you!

7. When after all your stubbornness you are wrong, you’re like:

8. When someone says stubbornness is not a virtue.

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1. So everyday someone calls you troublesome or stubborn.

2. And you really don’t think you’re that bad…

3. Or are you?

4. Just because you don’t answer people when they mispronounce your name.

5. And you don’t laugh at those awkward, rubbish jokes in the office.

6. And when something is going on, you prefer due process, which apparently wastes time.

7. So, because you are a normal person, people now say you have wahala!

8. It’s not their fault, people don’t have sense, and you do!

1. When people think talking to you normally will change your mind, you’re like:

2. When people now try shouting and abuse like that one will convince you to change your mind.

3. You, when a debate starts in class or in the office and you can show your talents.

4. When too many people agree with your opinion for your liking.

5. When people complain you are too stubborn, you’re like:

6. When you end up being right and everyone has to apologise to you!

7. When after all your stubbornness you are wrong, you’re like:

8. When someone says stubbornness is not a virtue.