1. On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: A large bag of Basmati.

2. On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 2 nkwobi bowls.

3. On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 3 live hens.

4. On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 4 cans of beer.

5. On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 5 golden rings (because who doesn’t love gold?)

6. On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 6 weaves for fixing.

7. On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 7 days off, travelling.

8. On the eight day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 8 vouchers; shopping.

9. On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 9 drummers drumming.

10. On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 10 kegs with fuel in.

11. On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 11 yards worth sewing.

12. On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 12 months free browsing.

Oya, sing it: On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: 12 months free browsing, 11 yards worth sewing, 10 kegs with fuel in, 9 drummers drumming, 8 vouchers; shopping, 7 days off, travelling, 6 weaves for fixing, 5 golden rings, 4 cans of beer, 3 live hens, 2 nkowbi bowls, and a large bag of Basmati.