While the conversation around eating ass has become a lot less judgemental over the past few years, there are still a ton of people who consider it to be completely disgusting.
So, I decided to ask a bunch of Nigerians to give their honest opinions about analingus. From those who love it to those who think it’s the most unsanitary thing ever, here are nine of the best answers we got.
I reject eating ass in the mighty name of Jesus. It’s just the most unsanitary thing ever. Will you ask them the last time they took a dump? What if they only used tissue to clean up? Hay God.
I actually ask potential lovers if they eat ass, so I can end things quickly. I mean, are you telling me that someone will eat my ass and now want to kiss me after? Abeg oh.
I can never and will never eat anyone’s ass. That’s where poop comes from forgossake. I’ve only had it done to me once, and it’s because the guy kept begging; he said he couldn’t get hard without doing it.
It was okay, but I didn’t enjoy it enough to want to try again. I sha blocked him. The way he was begging, I felt the next thing would be him asking for me to shit in a cup, and I already saw that porno.
Eating ass is 10/10. I highly recommend both giving and receiving. That being said, I only eat women’s asses. I think anyone eating a straight man’s ass is very brave — those ones that don’t clean up there.
The only people that don’t like getting their asses eaten are people who’ve never had their asses eaten. Once it happens, I promise you’ll become a convert.
I’ve never reciprocated though. It’s not that I’m against it, I’m just very selective. I haven’t felt the need to chow any of the babes I’ve been with since it became cool to eat ass.
Granted, I’ve not been having a lot of sex lately — the pandemic and all. Maybe if I were actually hooking up with more babes, I’d be eating booty like Cow and Chicken.
If anyone had asked me about eating ass a year ago, I’d have shouted, “Disgor,” but I’ve since seen the light. Now, anytime someone is giving me head, I start praying that they give my ass some love too.
I also reciprocate, but not as often. The people I’ve been with really like it and anything that makes a partner get off and get vocal, I’m down for. I also sneak in a little thumb once in a while; most guys love it.
I’m obsessed with eating ass. It turns me on so much, and I’m comfortable with doing it for as long as possible. I don’t even mind only eating someone’s ass and going home after.
I just find it interesting that you could drive someone crazy with just your tongue or your lips. The pleasure it gives the other party is so fun to observe, and it really gets me off.
I love eating ass and I think everyone should get their ass eaten at least once in their life. I recently ate a guy’s ass, and now, every time he hits me up, it’s to beg me to do it again. I get it, but I’m just like, “Bobo relax.”
I love getting my ass ate. The hardest part for me used to be finding people who were open to doing it, but contrary to what you see all over the TL, there are actually a lot of people who love it.
I don’t eat ass as much because my first time scarred me. The babe didn’t clean up properly, so I had a close shave with a mouth full of poop. Hopefully, I get over that mental block soon so I can return the favour.
I had my ass eaten for the first time during a threesome. I thought the guy was about to give me head, but he flipped me around and spread my ass cheeks. I was about to push him away, but I’m glad I didn’t. It was great.
I had the most intense orgasm(s) that day. Did I enjoy it? Yes. Will I do it again and again? Hell yeah. Will I ever return the favour? Ewww. Nope. Nah. No way.
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