16 Things Nollywood Still Owes Us An Explanation For

June 22, 2020

Nollywood has thrown a lot of things our way, from insane storylines to confusing subtitles, and we rarely get any kind of explanation. Here are 16 things in particular that we really need answers to.

1. This Jim Iyke flashback:

I can’t even hate.

2. This insane movie title:

The answer: Rihanna *looks away*.

3. This doctor casually using cooking gas as oxygen:

Well, she is certainly dead.

4. This movie poster with North West:

She is coming for that AMVCA.

5. Kanayo O. Kanayo in JSS 3:

Not weird at all.

6. This babalawo’s jazz:

Later you will tell us Santa Claus isn’t real.

7. The fourth cast member’s name:

Aunty Suzuki!

8. This guy’s pounded yam:

9. This helicopter:

Haters will say it’s photoshopped.

10. This movie’s synopsis:

Who doesn’t want to know “the surprise”?

11. This ghost on the phone:

Totally legit.

12. This confusing gunshot:

13. This not-so-little mermaid:

No words!

14. This “sympathetic” cast:

We simpertize with the producer of this movie.

15. This intense conversation:

I mean, I guess.

16. These cultists:

Why are these ogas wearing Lakers jerseys, please?

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