• Thanks to Union Bank and its employees (TeamUnion), over 15,000 people from six underserved communities now have access to clean, potable water supply through communal boreholes established within their communities!

    The donations, which provided the Gift of Water to one community from each of the six geo-political regions of the country, form part of activities to mark Union Bank’s 2020 Employee Volunteer Day (EVDay).  

    Introduced in 2019, EVDay reinforces Union Bank’s commitment to building a workforce that is conscious about giving back to the communities where they live and work. This year, the Gift of Water project was selected to provide more people with access to potable water supply, improving their quality of life and enabling them maintain the proper handwashing routine advised by World Health Organisation (WHO) Covid-19 guidelines. Yemisi Owonubi media contact

    The communal boreholes were established in Ubulu Uku in Delta State; Gidan Dagachi Kureken Sani in Kano State; Kpebi-Sarki in Abuja; Ohubo Village, Ama Nkanu Communityin Enugu State; Sari Iganmu, Orile in Lagos State and Abujan Amare, Gashua in Yobe State.

    Watch the full documentary here.

    Haske Foundation, a Non-Governmental Organisation (NGO) dedicated to making clean potable water accessible to rural communities in Nigeria, was engaged to ensure long-term sustenance of the community boreholes. The Foundation will monitor and provide technical assistance for the project for 12 months. In addition, committees were set up in each of the communities, to ensure good coordination and proper use of the facility by community members.

    Union Bank remains committed to supporting the average Nigerian and giving back to the society. In 2019, to mark the first edition of EVDay, over 1,200 Union Bank employees along with their family and friends carried out a sanitation exercise in 15 locations across the country. Based on the theme “Public Health and Wellbeing”, the employees cleaned up markets, major roads and other public areas.

    Each year, the Bank publishes its Citizenship, Sustainability and Innovation (CSI) report which is available on the Bank’s website. The report outlines the Institution’s efforts to create a more sustainable future for generations to come.

  • In case you’ve not heard, people have been packing their bags from Whatsapp after Facebook announced that your Whatsapp data will be shared with other Facebook companies like Instagram, Facebook and Messenger.

    People are mostly worried about the implications of sharing information about you, the groups you’re on, the people you interact with the most and your spending patterns too with so many third-parties. Some people have already stopped using Whatsapp already so we have to plan on how we’ll communicate with each other.

    1. Town crier

    Who needs Whatsapp BC when your parents can send a town crier to tell you not to put your laptop near your bed because it causes cancer, asthma, leprosy and COVID.

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    2. NIPOST

    You can use Nigeria’s highly reliable post service to communicate with your friends. Just allow for 50 to 60 working months and also make sure you send five copies of the letters, in case four go missing, which it will. Also, make sure you have money to tip the post office workers because they might not give you your complete letter if you don’t.

    3. Radio announcement

    Why text your crush about your feelings when you can announce it on the radio during love hour?

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    4. Smoke signal

    Get your firewood and kerosene ready because we will soon be communicating to each other with smoke. You can even form group chat with it.

    5. Pigeon

    Pigeons were used to send letters and it looks like we’ll be needing them again. They’re even great for sending nudes because Nigerian pigeons no dey fear anybody.

    A Messenger pigeon with his backpack | Homing pigeons, Pigeon, Pigeon bird
  • The gym is the place you go to to get buff, stay healthy or both. However, it seems like some people have their own reasons for showing up at the gym. If you see your sub here, accept it like that and fix up accordingly. Don’t cry, don’t beg.

    1. The ones who came to disturb women

    These ones are probably the most annoying; the ones who see women focusing on their workouts but decide that that’s the best time to come and talk to them. Kindly desist from such.

    2. The ones that like to hog equipment like it’s their father that bought it

    Bros, it’s all of us that paid for gym. Let everybody use. Don’t sleep there.

    3. The show-offs

    These ones didn’t come to workout. They only came to show off their new workout gear.

    4. The I-Too-Knows

    They always have advice for you, whether you asked for it or not. Please leave my form alone, nobody asked you.

    5. The ones that think gyming is a competition

    These ones think you came to gym to see who can carry the heaviest weight. Bros, leave my dumbbell alone. Na me know my size.

    6. The ones who like shouting

    Any small thing, these ones are shouting because they’re working out. Uncle abeg, lower your tone. It’s not childbirth.

    7. The ones that leave sweat on the equipment

    Fear God now. Wipe the equipment with a towel before and after you use it.

    8. The ones that like staring

    These ones will stare at you so much that you have to check whether horns grew on your head. Don’t face your workout, you hear? Be looking.

  • Unfortunately for you, work has resumed. Cry and cry all you want, but the work continues. After enjoying and eating the life of your head during the holidays, it is now time to face the harsh reality of your life. If you’re like many other people, you’ll relate to these 5 things about resuming work today.

    1. That waking up early for work is suddenly impossible

    When you were waking up by 10 am during the holidays, you were feeling yourself. Now it’s time to start waking up 7 (if you live in Abuja) or 3.30 am (if you live in Lagos). 

    2. That this is how you’ll be working for the rest of your life

    You’re thinking about how many more Monday mornings are left in your life. Then you realise you have to do this work thing for the rest of your life. God abeg.

    3. That you’re not collecting another salary till the end of January

    The salary that entered in the middle of December is supposed to last us till the end of January? January that is like 4 months?

    4. Facing the fact that you’ve forgotten how to work

    You opened your laptop today but you’ve forgotten your work log-in details. 

    5. Asking God when you’re going to blow so that you can stop working

    Once you blow, you can tell your boss to eat his job. For now, you better go and work.

  • Have you ever wondered if you were adopted because of the way your parents treated you? Do you suspect that maybe your parents aren’t real parents after the flogged you? Worry no more. We bring you six ways to know that you’re not the biological child of your parents.

    1. They don’t have your picture in the living room

    You know Nigerian parents love hanging pictures everywhere. If your picture is missing, then you know something is amiss.

    2. They sent you to UNIBEN

    Any parent that chooses to send their child to the University of Benin clearly has no love for that child. Maybe they’re secretly hoping that either cultists or witches will take you off their hands.

    3. They can go several days without calling you

    You’re probably thinking “That’s normal now. I talk to my parents once a month.” Sorry to you o, but you’re adopted.

    4. They’re generous to other people except you

    Sorry, you’re adopted.

    5. They don’t bother you about getting married or giving them grandchildren

    Everyone knows Nigerian parents like asking you when you’re bringing your wife/husband home. If they don’t, you’re either too young (good luck to you when they start) or you’re most likely adopted.

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    6. They treat your siblings better

    If it’s obvious that your sibling is their favourite child, then sorry, you’re the adopted one.

  • Did it feel like Christmas? Is it just us or the ‘banger sounds’ didn’t even bang as well? ‘Father Christmas’ seemed a little off and this December still does not appear to be interested in being ‘detty’ even for a minute. *sigh*

    Yes, COVID-19 has scattered so many things but we must find a way to enjoy this month. It has been nearly ten months of dodging the virus, strapping on masks, visors, gloves and what-nots. We are tired of 2020 and we need it to come and be going.

    But before 2020 hurries off and we enter into the year of bliss, of vaccines in Nigeria, and of all-round joy (yes, we are happily delusional. We need hope, bruv), we need to wrap this year with a BANG and remember a few things!

    So, here are four things you should remember. And if you don’t already know, you are very welcome:

    1. Bone Straight Wigs Will Not Take You To Heaven:

    Bone straight wig

    Earlier in the week, we saw a video of a young woman screaming because her boyfriend gifted her a bone-straight wig on her birthday. Her screeches could deafen birds! Well, sistah, slow your roll. That wig will give you the ultimate slay-age rights. But erm, what else can it do for you?

    So, as you chase after the wigs, it might help to add other things to that list.

    2. A mask can save your life:  

    Schoolgirls wearing masks during the morning session

    At the rate at which COVID-19 is spreading, no one should have to speak about wearing masks. It’s a given.

    However, we must still say this out loud. As we continue to celebrate the count down to the end of the year, please, stay safe and keep others safe as well.

    Just wear the mask and stop complaining. Dead people do not complain, sir.

    3.  Cars have become an essential commodity:

    My dear, condition has caused the crayfish’s back to bend. The need to practice social distancing makes us realize how hard it is to keep any form of distance when cramped up in a bus. That’s why we all need our private cars to stay safe, cruise and pepper all our village people.

    Sweet car deals are popping up on some trading platforms. Cars45 is even offering the first service free of charge for any car bought this year. Don’t Dull, Buy It!

    A scene from an AMVCA party

    4.   Problem No Dey Finish:

    If you are a workaholic or you have been stressing about life, work, relationships, or any other matter, this is the time to chill a little. This is life, there will always be something ‘off’.

    But you can’t let that rob you of enjoying the moment. In fact, it can help solve some of those issues. So, take a step back. In fact, pat yourself on the back for making it through one heck of a year.

    With these few words, we hope we have been able to… Lol!

    So, what else do you need to remember as we close out this year?

  • If you’ve been wondering why Twitter has been awash with people planning what to do with their super powers on December 21, it’s basically because of this tweet.

    Since then, people have been talking about what they’d do when their “Real DNA” is unlocked and they receive their superpowers. We compiled some of the funniest tweets about it.

    1. This guy that wants to take over from Captain America

    https://twitter.com/PlayballTM/status/1340897851732324353?s=20

    2. Wahala for Mr. Invisible o

    https://twitter.com/stacey_ako/status/1340825167472324611?s=20

    3. Some people are using their powers to right wrongs

    https://twitter.com/miranelcxmila/status/1340831076479086593?s=08

    4. These are the powers that matter

    https://twitter.com/IeezyB/status/1340929332794056704?s=20

    5. The superpower particular to Nigerians

    6. Project Mbappe has casted

    7. Maybe you should restart your Wi-Fi

    https://twitter.com/DJJordanJetson/status/1340675969963745283?s=20

    8. Nigerian mothers cannot let you flex in peace.

    https://twitter.com/shxn_LT/status/1340889669945479176?s=20

    9. E be things.

    10. Some people are using their powers to move forward in life.

    11. Others are using it to set P

    12. Reports reaching us is that Mountain of Fire people have received their powers

    https://twitter.com/aaronldn__/status/1340809338991030273?s=20
  • In such a conformist society like the one we live in, it can be quite difficult to do what you want, to decide to “do you.” We spoke to five people who decided to go against the flow and did what they wanted to. Their stories are inspiring; they show the importance of being true to oneself and living our most authentic lives.

    Ruka, 24

    I’ve had to fight to be myself a couple of times. The first time was when I hid my diploma form from my dad. The thing is, he wanted me to study law, which was a course I hated. I hid the form from him till I submitted it. He was furious, but I was happy I made my own choice.

    Another time, when I was in secondary school, I saved my lunch money for a few months to buy a guitar. For three months, I’d hide it under my bed and sneak it to church on Saturday for lessons. When he found out, he almost convulsed. Now, I’m in a music band and we have an album out.

    Richard, 24

    I decided to make my hair into cornrows. I’d been playing around with the idea for a while, but one day, I decided to do it anyway. Surprisingly, my parents actually liked it when they saw it. They’ve always believed that I was the golden-haired child of the family, so I guess I’m allowed to “act out” every now and then.

    Chisom, 26

    I’ve always been conscious about my breasts. They grew bigger than most of my peers in secondary school and parts of university days. I always got snide remarks because of them, and these comments got to me. I had to wear outfits that didn’t “expose” them as much, and tried to make light of their presence on my chest.

    I have decided not to care anymore. My breasts are a part of my body and there is nothing I can do to them. They were given to me to be proud of. Now, I wear what I want, and even though I still get silly comments from time to time, I simply don’t care. I have decided to be myself, unapologetically.

    Dapo, 23

    I’m a fashion designer and entrepreneur, but I haven’t always been. My family frowned at the fact that I left my job at a bank to go into fashion. They thought I was throwing away my career for something “unserious” and begged me not to make the switch. I decided that I could not live my life for them and went ahead to choose myself.

    Nneka, 20

    I once had a job where they’d never let us wear our hair natural. The thing is, I hated doing any sort of hairstyle. Working there was really stressful to me as I either had to wear wigs or make my hair, which I wasn’t really into. I asked the company if they could make an exception for me but they refused. One day, I decided I could no longer continue. Today, I don’t have that job anymore, but I’m happy I chose myself.

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  • The first season of the exciting reality TV show, MTN Y’ello Star is gathering steam as it marks its 4th week. A lot has happened in that time; some contestants have been evicted while some have stayed on for a chance to win an apartment with an in-built house studio, a brand new car, N5million cash, scholarship to study at Berklee Music and Henley Business School and a recording contract.

    One of the judges of the show is a Grammy-winning songwriter and producer Malik Yusef. He’s worked with Stars like Kanye, Beyonce and Anne Hathaway.

    Nigeria has a big appetite for music. Do you intend to diversify into the Nigerian entertainment scene?

    Oh yes, very much so. I’ve been working with Nigerians since I set up a record label called Zooey Records in 2003, and I’ve always known Nigerians are incredibly talented. I do want to do some work with Nigerian artists, so I’m starting with MTN Y’ello Star. Although most of my work with the winners of the recording contract will be mostly in the United States, I intend to record some special parts of the album here in Nigeria. You definitely want some of that Nigerian energy on your work.

    Are there any Nigerian acts you’re looking to work with?

    As I said, there are a ton of super-talented people in Nigeria. It’s almost like four out of five Nigerians can sing. I’ve worked with D’banj and others. One Nigerian act I’d love to work with is Burna. He has a good ear for music. I’ve also have my eyes on Praize.

    Above all, I’m excited about the work I’m going to do with contestants from MTN Y’ello Star. I’ve seen some incredible talents in the competition. I’m really looking forward to showing them off this Nigerian talent to the world.

    As a Grammy award winner, what do you think about the talent on the show?

    They’re super incredible. Before I came, I had my eye on a contestant, even though I’m quite non-biased. But when I arrived, I was wowed by the quality of the talent. One week, you think a particular contestant is the best, the next, another has taken their place.

    Beyond the competition, what challenges do you think the contestants are going to face in the music industry?

    Think of the music industry as a highway. When you’re learning to drive and you glide onto a highway, you see everyone zooming past you in their big cars. You can either join them or drop by the side. There’s no one to help you. No one to protect you. You’re by yourself. 

    Most of these contestants are going from singing in front of their mirrors to singing all over the global stage. So they have to be prepared for the task ahead. This is why what MTN Y’ello Star is doing for its contestants is so essential. They get an opportunity to attend Berklee Summer Music program in the United States. They also get tutored by Henley Business School in the United Kingdom. Truly, MTN Y’ello Star is building a ferocious machine of music stars.

    What are the challenges black people and African face in the white-dominated industry?

    Black musicians face the problems we face in the real world, a lack of infrastructure. Competing against  a structure that has existed for decades is difficult. Now, we know black is beautiful, black is powerful. It’s important for the next generation of black people to know what they’re capable of. They need to know that they can be record label heads, producers, songwriters, singers and anything else they want to be.

    We have to own our African-ness. When a white immigrant comes to America, nobody tells them “You can’t open a Greek store here” or “You can’t open an Italian restaurant here.” But when it comes to Africa, we’re asked to hide our African-ness. We need to stop giving away our power and we’ll be able to compete globally.

    What’s your favourite thing/place about Nigeria?

    It’s the intangible aspect of the hustle. There’s just a very determined spirit in every Nigerian you meet, especially in Lagos. Everyone’s about that hustle. My favourite place is Benin. It’s much less “city” than Lagos, where you have people coming up. Benin is quite peaceful and I like the vibe. I love how helpful everyone is, even when I don’t understand the language. They kinda hold your hand through it all.

    You have a lot of experience in the industry. You once worked with Kanye and Beyonce. What do you think the Nigerian music industry needs to truly be global, the way American music is?

    Like I said, I started in Label back in 2003. Unfortunately, the world wasn’t as global as it is now. There was no interconnectedness like we have now through the internet, so it didn’t catch on. Now, we have the tools, the willpower and the exposure needed to bring the industry to global acclaim.

    Who would you say is your biggest inspiration?

    Jay Z is my biggest inspiration. He’s not just about the talking, he’s also about the doing. When he says he’ll do something for the African-American community, he goes ahead and puts the work into it.

    Catch the MTN Y’ello Star on Saturdays and Sundays on these channels.