Every student must have heard of the saying: “Don’t let the school pass through you, pass through the school”. With that in mind, these are 11 things everyone who passed through Nnamdi Azikwe University will immediately get.
1. When you pour water downstairs and the hostel portress shouts “gbadata ana”
Just get ready to do anything to get out of the situation
2. How you live when you own a generator and everyone tries to be your friend
Think free food, free knacks, free gifts.
3. When you see your friend, hands filled with Roban goodies.
Bebe, ngwanu gist me.
4. How the flowers at Chike Okoli look at you when you pose to take a picture.
We be making your pic swoon-worthy.
5. After admiring your crush’s shirt and trousers, then you find crocs on his feet.
What a waste of my admiration.
6. Everyone, when they see anti-cult coming to the hostel
7. When you alight from keke and driver doesn’t have #10 change.
Oga, don’t play with my intelligence.
8. When your quiz is in two minutes time and you can’t find an empty shuttle.
I need a miracle in my life.
9. When you haven’t paid your fees and you remember Esimone is not Ahaneku.
10. When that smitten church brother invites you for night class
Brother Solomon, are you sure your ways are pure?
11. When you hear that Esimone has finally installed CCTV Camera
Project 2020, here we come.