There is a war against wrappers.
Ahan, welcome oh. So you too want to date someone with flat stomach? LEEMAO. The jokes write themselves. I have 7 simple questions for you. Answer them with all the honesty in your heart. 1. First of all, you yourself, do you have flat stomach? After all, you cannot lack something and be looking for […]
Sometimes, we make decisions because we think we are grown and happening adults, meanwhile, we (yes, we) are still foolish and unserious. Here are a few simple signs that you are still an unserious adult. 1. When you tell them you love them two weeks after knowing them First and foremost, who even does that? […]
“You that married the person your parents approved of, why is your life still the way it is?”
All your friends are in love, and you are part of the ‘‘God when’’ association wondering when you will get your own boo. We are sorry to break it to you that you may never find love due to the reasons stated below. 1. You are best in English Anyone who mistakenly sends you a […]
Come oh, food don done.
We heard that you want to japa.
May we not marry a feminist in disguise.
Food plays an important in relationships. For many people, food is their love language, and for many others, food is a strong determining factor when they choose a life partner. So, to avoid “Had I Known”, don’t cook these foods for a person you’re not married to. 1. Pounded Yam Omo, it’s for your own […]
Let us stand up and share the grace.
Na mumu dey go boutique.
In light of this recent and brilliant discovery, we’ve tabled a list of things we need the government to help us quickly find. We await their favourable response. 1) Location of Bubu Call us, daddy Bubs. We miss you. 2) Canadian bae with citizenship Lagos state government, pls. It’s urgent. Pls, bae must be located […]
Break up now before it’s too late.
After reading this, make sure you share with any young person you care deeply about. Here you go: 1) You’ll have energy to work forever. Alexa, play Young Forever by Jay-z. 2) The world is ending because of Miss Rona. Enjoy your life, young king and queen. 3) The Naira is getting stronger. Thank God […]
In other words, how to pass the audition to becoming a housewife.
All Nigerians are the same. There might be several ethnic groups and religions between us, but there are certain attributes we all share that make us similar. It’s even worse when you’re a Nigerian parent. We’ve concluded that there must be a school everyone goes to learn how to “parent” before they have children and […]
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