Goats are to Easter what chickens are to Christmas. And just like at Christmas, we expect the crime rates in the kitchen to skyrocket during this time. For newbies in this game and oldies who want to outsmart the goat meat thieves this year, we’ve decided to suggest five efficient ways to keep your goat […]
If your colour memory is on point, this quiz will be sweet like sugar:
A Week In The Life” is a weekly Zikoko series that explores the working-class struggles of Nigerians. It captures the very spirit of what it means to hustle in Nigeria and puts you in the shoes of the subject for a week. The subject of today’s A Week In The Life is a 21-year-old cleaner. She […]
No morals were harmed in the making of this post. With that out the way, Kids, do not try this at home. Or in a bank for that matter. 1) Opotoyi? When you finally request for your statement of account and see the cost of SMS charges per month. 2) Control the crowd. Control the […]
Everyone has a Nigerian bank that matches their personality. You could either be as likeable as GTB, as efficient as Access or as mature as First Bank. Either way, all you have to do is take this quiz and we’ll let you know with almost 100% certainty. So, go ahead:
When is it time to break up with your Nigerian bank? When you think of how you want to spend a typical day, switching to another not so annoying bank is not top of the list. It’s stressful and can be tiring. However, banks are important to your survival and getting it right is important […]
No one can deny that the introduction of USSD tech into the banking system has made things easier. To prove that, we asked four people to tell us about the times their bank’s USSD feature got them out of sticky situations. “That one time I went on a date with a girl (with just cash) […]
One day for the owner………
Getting your new ATM card one month after opening your account.
When they start dragging with you for your own money
Every Nigerian girl has probably had a similar bank experience.
“Are you the last pulzon on the queue?”
When you go to withdraw and they pack N20 notes for you.
You will literally laugh out loud.
This is why you’re spending Monday arguing with your bank.
Here's a rabbit hole of stories to lose yourself in:
Do you give off Jim Iyke or Mercy Johnson vibes? Take this quiz to find out which Nollywood actor/actress truly reflects your personality.
If you’ve been on the internet in the past few days, you shouldn’t get less than 10/13 on this quiz.
Do you know the difference between a contour and a bronzer? Then take the quiz!
Take this quiz to know if you should cut off your aunt that keeps pestering you to get married.
