7 Of Our Funniest 2020 Articles About Sex

December 30, 2020

While Sex Life was created to promote meaningful conversations around sex and sexuality in Nigeria, there are still a bunch of articles under that category that were purely made for bants.

From hilariously renamed sex positions to porn titles that got us through self-isolation, here are seven of the funniest and most-read articles about sex we published in 2020.

1. 8 Sex Positions You HAVE To Try

For reasons she refuses to disclose, Itohan googled a bunch of sex positions and then decided to rename eight of them. From ‘Upside down Ojuelegba spinner’ to ‘Balling like Bola’, the new names are all wonderfully hilarious.

Read them here.

2. 7 Things You HAVE To Know Before You Peg Someone

This was the article that kicked off 2020’s pegging agenda. Itohan graciously gathered some very useful and hilarious information for first-time peggers, and the agenda took off from there

Read it here.

3. 8 Things You Can Say In Lagos Traffic And During Sex

From “Do you know who I am?” to “We will sleep here today”, here are eight sayings that would make perfect sense in the bedroom and in Lagos traffic. Don ask us how, please, direct all your enquiries to Hassan.

Read everything here.

4. 7 Things To Do After Sex

“What do you do after having sex?” This was a question posed by a curious Twitter user, and Kunle, Zikoko’s resident mad man, came up with seven hilarious things to do post-coitus.

Read them here.

5. If You Want To Last Up To 7 Hours In Bed, Read This

After a Twitter user claimed that seven whole hours wasn’t enough for sex, the very considerate Kunle came up with this hilarious article that should help you last just as long (or longer) in bed.

Read it here.

6. 8 Porn Titles To Help With Your Stress During Self-Isolation

In the thick of lockdown, we suggested a ton of stuff to keep y’all entertained. One of such suggestions was Astor’s hilarious list of porn titles that reminded us of simpler times.

Read them here.

7. If Nigerian Dishes Could Date And Have Sex

Don’t ask me why, but I wrote a post imagining what famous Nigerian meals would say if they were in the dating scene. How kinky would they be in bed and how would they turn down people they didn’t like?

Find out here.

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