7 Things Infinitely Worse Than Getting Your Heart Broken

August 22, 2022

When you get your heart broken, you’re convinced no pain on Earth can compete with how you feel. Sure, your heart feels like it’s been stabbed every time you take a deep breath, but trust us, there’s worse pain. 

Missing your flight 

You’d never physically and financially recover from this. Every time you’re broke, you’ll remember you paid money for a flight you could’ve caught if you were just a bit earlier. The pain will be engraved on your mind for as long as you live. 

Having hot coffee spilt on you

If it’s a really hot cup of coffee, you might get third-degree burns. Exactly. 

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Taking a walk without your headphones 

You decide to take a stupid walk for your mental health, and midway, you decide to listen to some nice music. That’s when you realise you left your headphones at home. The silence is so loud you feel shame and disgust. The walk ends up making your mental health even worse. 

Ripping your dress in public 

You’re feeling yourself and showing off your latest dance moves when your enemies decide to strike. Now, not only has whatever you’re wearing ripped, but you also remember you didn’t wear underwear that day. 

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Your hot jollof pouring on the floor 

You’ve had a long day at work and you’re about to settle down to a hot plate of jollof rice with two pieces of meat. But once again, your village people take your joy personally and need to destroy it. How? By awakening your clumsy genes. Now, your jollof rice is all over the floor and your meat has rolled under your sofa, where you last saw your house rats hiding. You’re left hungry, angry and vengeful. 

Your phone not charging overnight 

On one of the few occasions the national grid hasn’t collapsed, you have light all through the night. You’re ecstatic because you have a long outing tomorrow and you need a full battery. By the time you wake up, your joy is short-lived. You forgot to put on the switch. Your phone? Dead. Power bank? Dead. Source of joy? Dead. 

ATM swallowing your card 

Life is hard enough, so why is an ATM becoming your biggest opp? And it’s your last 1k you wanted to withdraw. The Devil is working really hard. 

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