6 Unmissable Signs Your Pet Is an Enemy

April 17, 2022

If you suspect your pet is an enemy agent, here’s six things they’re very likely to do. Early detection of these signs might save your life someday. 

1) They don’t let you sleep 

Your pet will keep you up at night when they don’t like you. There’s no rest for the wicked, so don’t expect to have peaceful nights again. 

2) You wake up with strange marks over your body 

It could be from their spit, skin or claws. You just know that something from them is causing you to have strange marks. That pet is an agent of the enemy. 

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3) They harass you instead of strangers 

When your pets start trying to keep you out and welcome the strangers in, then that pet is the enemy. 

4) They never leave you to have sex

Whenever you bring a guest over to engage in some ojuelegba upside down spinner, watch the behaviour of your pet. If they keep trying to get your attention or to make themselves known, then they’re an opp. 

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5) They keep you hungry 

Your pets are always finding ways to steal your food? When they don’t eat it, they destroy it? There’s trouble. That pet is trying to weaken you so they can fight you. Stay woke. 

6) Take all of your money 

An enemy pet will find various ways to deplete your financial resources. Either it’s because they’re always falling sick or they’re physically damaging your money. If you have to spend that much, why not get a kid?

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