Quiz: How Nigerian Is Your Mother?

Nigerian mothers are known for their dramatics and all out uniqueness that border on the sides of the ridiculous; from calling us downstairs to help them fetch the TV remote right beside them to their crazy assumptions and belief about our social media life and more.

Take this quiz to find out how Nigerian your mother is:

How does your mother scold you?

She talks my ear off until I get tired.

She asks me why I did something I knew was wrong

It's either konk, beating or having my ear pulled I will get.

She doesn’t, I’m a good child

She totally ignores my wrongdoings

Correct!

Wrong!

What's her response when you say sorry?

"It's okay"

"Apology accepted"

"Sorry for yourself!"

“You must be silly!”

“Why? Why are you sorry?”

Correct!

Wrong!

What does she say when you get a fever?

Nothing. She checks my temperature, gets me medication and my favourite food

She sickens herself with worry

She smacks me and accuses me of getting sick because of always "pressing phone".

I don’t get sick. EVER

She tells me to stay in for a while, to get better

Correct!

Wrong!

How does she remove a hot pot from the stove?

By holding the handles with a napkin

She doesn't. She just switches off the stove, leaving the pot on it

Ha, my mother is the baddest o. She carries the hot pot with bare hands.

She doesn’t cook

I don’t know, I’ve never seen her carry one actually

Correct!

Wrong!

Does she pay back the money she borrowed from you?

Of course. Why wouldn't she?

In bits and pieces

No o. She's still owing me the money my aunt gave me when I was 5

She says it’s in a savings account for me

She doesn’t borrow money from me

Correct!

Wrong!

How does your mother communicate with you outside?

She speaks to me. How else would we communicate?

Anyway she feels like

With side eye o. She is the queen of the side eye

We don’t go out together

I avoid any form of communication with her

Correct!

Wrong!

How is her throwing arm?

I don't really know

Not too good

It's great. She can throw anything from a distance, slippers are her favourite things to throw

How is this a relevant question?

She doesn’t throw stuff

Correct!

Wrong!

What does she do when you come home crying that you've were bullied?

Promises to report the bullies to their parents

Tells me to steer clear of them

Asks why I didn't beat my own back

Goes to warn everyone off

I never told her when I was bullied

Correct!

Wrong!

Does she apologize if she is wrong?

Yes, she always does

Sometimes

I don't expect any, just my favourite meal and that's all

All the time. In fact I get tired of her apologies

What is an apology?

Correct!

Wrong!

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