QUIZ: How Much Are You Going To Blow This Detty December?

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Like Cardi B just taught us, Detty December is the time to have as much fun as your body can handle. Unfortunately, fun isn’t cheap. So, in a bid to help you plan your life, we’ve very generously created a quiz that knows just how much you’ll end up blowing before 2020 rolls in.

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