Let a Nigerian man hear, “Na only one ticket cut am.” And he’ll almost start crying? True or False?

In this Letter #ToHER, Timah (@faytermah) apologises to her best friend for the times she hasn’t been a great friend. Timah wants her to know she still imagines going on evening dates, dancing and murdering the lyrics of songs together.

Today’s Man Like is Mr Grey, customer service expert. He talks about what it was like surviving life in a military secondary school, finding a tribe of people he can be himself with in his 40s and why death doesn’t move him anymore.

“The anime character I find wicked is Yagami Light from Death Note. Nobody is wickeder than that dude, abeg. He had a god complex, and I honestly don’t understand how people keep saying he’s right! HE’S NOT!”

The chances that Lagos has shown you pepper are almost 100%. Let’s prove it to you with this quiz.

Imagine having to keep your page on private because you’re worried your students would find it. And a bunch of other unspoken rules that come with different professions.

We are going to be attempting to guess when you’ll marry based on your favourite Nigerian foods. What does your fave swallow have to do with when you’ll tie the knot? Please, don’t ask complicated questions. This quiz is rigorous and accurate (don’t quote us), so just take it already. QUIZ: Why Do You Have […]

Did your parents give you enough beans when you were growing up? If they did, then you’re probably around 6’0″ and above. Either way, we created a quiz that can guess your current height (pretty accurately, if we do say so ourselves). Take to see if we nailed it:

We already guessed how many people you’ve slept with, and y’all were out here denying the truth. Anyway, we won’t hold that against you. This time, however, we’ve created a quiz that predicts who you’ll sleep with next — so you can either prepare or try (unsuccessfully) to prevent it. So, take and see:

How well did you do in JAMB?

Pete Edochie, Patience Ozokwor, Chiwetalu Agu or Segun Arinze?

September is finally over, but before you fully say bye-bye to September, enjoy some of our best quizzes from it.