Growing up, a lot of Nigerians swore they would never become like their parents. But if “The Gods Are Not To Blame” taught us anything, it’s that fate is inevitable.
Below is a list containing typical Nigerian parent behaviours. Tick all the options you now do in adulthood and click on “continue” when you’re done to see your results.
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