What To Say When Nigerians Attack You For Watching BBNaija

July 21, 2020

BBNaija 2020 has started and quite naturally, Nigerians will come with their hot takes and seven hundred and twenty-eight thousand reasons why the reality TV show is the reason why Nigeria is yet to be free from corruption. Here is a list of some of the things they might attack you with, and a list of responses to give to them.

1. Spirikoko Nigerians: You are watching Big Brother? Please check your stand. That show is immoral and demonic.

You: Our leaders are stealing money by the millions. Isn’t that immoral and demonic too? Maybe you should face them first.

2. Motivational Nigerians: Don’t just watch them. What are you doing to make people watch you too?

You: Nothing oh, my brother. Not all of us want to be watched.

3. Efiko Nigerians: BBNaija has no academic value. It reduces your IQ.

You: You that your IQ is still intact, what has it brought you?

4. Oversabi Nigerians: Project Fame, Gulder Ultimate Search, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, those ones are shows. BBN is soft porn.

You: In that case, time for me to prepare for a soft orgasm.

5. CBN Nigerians: You’re just wasting your money to vote and enriching the sponsors.

You: We are all wasting our money in different ways. Know this and know peace.


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