Ultimate Love Day 35 Recap: More On Why This Show Is A Bore

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March 15, 2020

Welcome to the daily Ultimate Love recap. Ultimate Love is the hottest reality show in town, and we’ll be giving you a recap of all the drama, the awwns and the ehyas. Stick around!

I started writing about the things that need to change if this show is coming back for another season next year two days ago, but took a break yesterday to give you gist from the party. It’s day 35 in the house and I’m here to continue ranting.

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The idea of Love Nest is for what again?

When a couple wins a challenge, I’d expect them to send them on a proper date or fun outing outside of the Love Pad, not give them a private room. What’s even private about it when there are cameras in there are anyway? The Love Nest should be strictly for when the couple are having issues and would love to have private time to talk things through. That’s a great way to aid communication for lovers.

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Can marriage wait for now?

The Love Guests are taking 5 steps at a time because everyone wants to be the ultimate couple that can come back and prove to us that they got married after the show. This is week 5 and the pressure those people are under is so palpable. Why not give the couple who wins a huge amount of money and baecation on some fancy island? Which one is house and traditional marriage after a year of staying together? These people are not sleek at all. 

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The live show is few hours away, and my soul is ready for all the check out and open nomination drama!

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Every day at 5 pm, we’ll publish a new update on this show – complete with the drama, the awwns and the ehyas. You can read old updates, predictions and analysis here. Stick around!

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