Everyone stop what you’re doing.
Z! Fest is here.
There’s a lot to prepare for. Like body painting, dance booths, karaoke, musical performances, tattoo parlours and more! So you can fully enjoy the activities we’ve planned for you, we think some of these things have to go.
You’ll meet a better one at Z! Fest during the speed dating session, we promise.
Why are you in school when the G.O.A.T of all parties is happening? Don’t allow small exams stop you from enjoying life abeg.
You may be on a diet now, but the oriṣiriṣi at Z! Fest will make you forget your home training. Carry money for the food though. >_>
Zikoko is the only family you need, and we’ll be at Z! Fest. Come party with us. Unlike your actual family members, we know how to get lit.
Any project you’re working on
You won’t be able to concentrate anyway; because you’ll be too excited and distracted by the fact that Z! Fest is here. So leave it. The stakeholders will be fine. Invite them to the party too.
Okay, don’t abandon it completely because you’ll need the money to buy Z! Fest tickets. But if your boss starts doing anyhow, quit and begin your prep. What’s stopping your holiday from starting now?
That online course you’re taking
If the online course isn’t teaching you how to achieve maximum enjoyment at Z! Fest, then forget about it. You don’t need it.
Social media will only cause FOMO so you should—
Actually, don’t abandon social media so you can use it to pepper your enemies and the razz people who ended up not buying Z! Fest tickets.
Eat, drink and dance away your problems at Z! Fest. You may even find the solution to your problem while your brain is in relaxation and turn-up mode.
Sources told us we need a party to end the year, and like always, we’ve delivered. Time for you to abandon everything else because Z! Fest 2022 is here! Let’s close the year with the party of the year! Get your tickets today!