15 Times @cchukudebelu Was A Better Patrick Obahiagbon Than Patrick Obahiagbon

August 13, 2015


We aren’t sure if he just types out a normal sentence then lets his thesaurus do the rest, or if he really has memorized the most complex synonyms for the most basic words. But whenever a tweet from @cchukudebelu appears on our TL we are almost sure it will end with our heads buried in a dictionary –much like Patrick Obahiagbon’s speeches.

For some context, here is Patrick Obahiagbon’s interview with Channels TV Rivers ‘ Crisis:

Now, back to @cchukudebelu‘s tweets:

1. The tweet about Twitter users.

2. The tweet about Twitter.

3. The tweet about Chocolat Royale.

4. The tweet about Lagos.

5. The tweet about Henry Okelue.

6. The tweet about twerking.

7. The tweet about himself.

8. The tweet about Linda Ikeji.

9. The tweet about Valentine’s Day.

10. The tweet about his timeline.

11. The tweet about his privacy.

12. The tweet about the weather.

13. The tweet about Nigeria.

14. The tweet about Nigerian politicians.

15.The tweet about an analysis of gatemen.

https://twitter.com/cchukudebelu/status/584057482043088897

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