We aren’t sure if he just types out a normal sentence then lets his thesaurus do the rest, or if he really has memorized the most complex synonyms for the most basic words. But whenever a tweet from @cchukudebelu appears on our TL we are almost sure it will end with our heads buried in a dictionary –much like Patrick Obahiagbon’s speeches.
For some context, here is Patrick Obahiagbon’s interview with Channels TV Rivers ‘ Crisis:
Now, back to @cchukudebelu‘s tweets:
1. The tweet about Twitter users.
Twitter is for effete latte-sipping petit comprador bourgeoisie wannabees with pretensions of being "sophisticated". https://t.co/ohgikI8OFV
— Onye #2ndNigerBridge (@cchukudebelu) July 4, 2015
2. The tweet about Twitter.
Twitter is no longer real. I'm a stranger here; the unbearable lightness of spectroscopic psychedelic flights of fancy powered by euphoria.
— Onye #2ndNigerBridge (@cchukudebelu) March 31, 2015
3. The tweet about Chocolat Royale.
Chocolat Royale was for the arriviste comprador bourgeoisie with "aristo" pretensions. But they were using expired products all the while!!
— Onye #2ndNigerBridge (@cchukudebelu) May 26, 2015
4. The tweet about Lagos.
Lagos is many things, but it it is not "fine". It is a chaotic dystopian conurbation aggressively expanding like an amoebic ectoplasm.
— Onye #2ndNigerBridge (@cchukudebelu) May 10, 2015
5. The tweet about Henry Okelue.
Misguided jackbooted exponent of a draconian reactionary muscular pageantry of pseudo neo-fascist philistinism. https://t.co/f4NZYDzFTN
— Onye #2ndNigerBridge (@cchukudebelu) May 1, 2015
6. The tweet about twerking.
I never quite understood what "twerking" was – till I saw a live demonstration Tedious nonsense, the unrewarding gyrations of philistinism
— Onye #2ndNigerBridge (@cchukudebelu) June 10, 2015
7. The tweet about himself.
1. Onye Nkuzi is not an effete subaltern petit comprador bourgeoisie stooge of the global capitalist/imperialist system.
— Onye #2ndNigerBridge (@cchukudebelu) September 11, 2014
8. The tweet about Linda Ikeji.
3. Linda Ikeji is leading Nigerian youths, like the Pied Piper of Hamelin towards a black hole of banal anti-intellectual Philistinism.
— Onye #2ndNigerBridge (@cchukudebelu) January 7, 2015
9. The tweet about Valentine’s Day.
Instead of a homage to the martyr, Valentine's Day is now an excuse for capitalist exploitation of the uninformed lumpenproletariat.
— Onye #2ndNigerBridge (@cchukudebelu) February 9, 2015
10. The tweet about his timeline.
@nimyde My TL is not for uninformed puerile & fatuous comments.Go elsewhere & revel in your banal anti-intellectual philistinism.
— Onye #2ndNigerBridge (@cchukudebelu) February 22, 2015
11. The tweet about his privacy.
@AfroVII I am NOT a celebrity, I WILL NOT entertain vacuous philistinism of gaudy supermarket tabloid culture.
— Onye #2ndNigerBridge (@cchukudebelu) April 20, 2015
12. The tweet about the weather.
The heat in Lagos is oppressive and dictatorial. The squalid sticky steamy ambiance immobilizes you with tyrannical efficiency.
— Onye #2ndNigerBridge (@cchukudebelu) February 24, 2015
13. The tweet about Nigeria.
Nigeria is a prebendalist neopatrimonialist kleptocracy in terminal decline driven by oil fueled mediocrity & guided by a venal elite.
— Onye #2ndNigerBridge (@cchukudebelu) March 22, 2015
14. The tweet about Nigerian politicians.
Nigerian politicians. Vacuous entities. Philistines. A herd of mindless sheep committed to vulgar hedonistic materialism.
— Onye #2ndNigerBridge (@cchukudebelu) April 10, 2015
15.The tweet about an analysis of gatemen.
https://twitter.com/cchukudebelu/status/584057482043088897