we imagined what Jujutsu Kaisen would look like if it were set in Nigeria, and it’s a mess.

You can’t always respond with “I’m broke” when people try to bill you. Aren’t you tired? Take this quiz, and we’ll give you a way to spice it up.

Tired of the streets? These dating sites serve the dual purpose of helping you put a smile on your Nigerian mother’s face and meeting people who may think twice before running you street.

Asa is suing Joeboy for ₦300 Million over copyright infringement and Tempoe has gotten Asa to delete “IDG” over the same thing. In this article, @theconradjay explains why this is happening and what it means for the Nigerian music industry.

We looked at the trajectory of every Nigerian senate president since 1999 and discovered village people are seriously at work.

From sugar mummies to resurrection powers, this movie has everything. And if you really paid attention to Anikulapo, you’d ace it.

Are you a professional Yoruba demon? Are you walking around in search of whose life you can wreck at any given time? Well, this quiz knows exactly how many hearts you’ve shattered to date, and before you lie that your result is inaccurate, just remember that Zikoko is never wrong. Now, take it and be […]

Pete Edochie, Patience Ozokwor, Chiwetalu Agu or Segun Arinze?

While the rest of the world loves to treat our continent like a country, there are actually 54 African countries. So, in a bid to test your knowledge (and educate you), we’ve created a quiz to see how many of their capitals you can correctly name. Go ahead:

In the past month, we’ve made quizzes that guessed the last time you had sex, how many people you’ve slept with, and just how good you are in bed. For our latest attempt, we will use your taste in Nigerian music from the 2010s to ascertain what you’re like in bed. Take to find out:

After successfully predicting when y’all are getting married (please, email any complaints to noneofourbusiness@nayousabi.com), we are back to tell you how much is currently in your account. How, you might ask? By using your taste in Nollywood, of course. Shhh. No questions. Just take it already:

Everyone has a Nigerian bank that matches their personality. You could either be as likeable as GTB, as efficient as Access or as mature as First Bank. Either way, all you have to do is take this quiz and we’ll let you know with almost 100% certainty. So, go ahead: