Whether you realize it or not, Don Jazzy owns Nigerian Twitter; the rest of us are simply renting. We are honestly still waiting for him to launch his own social media class, but are we really even worthy?
Don Jazzy has lesson to teach us in this social media business. Pencil and paper lessons.
— Editi Effiòng (@EditiEffiong) May 29, 2014
From starting day-long trends to filling the pockets of his many followers, these were 10 times Don Jazzy was the undisputed King of Nigerian Twitter:
1. When he convinced us we could all look as good as Korede Bello winking.
??? @Escodeb: @DONJAZZY: #KoredeBelloWink #DoroMtn don't laugh pls pic.twitter.com/FO1u14OHlv”
— Bae (@MgbekeFF) July 24, 2014
It was obviously a lie, but we all bought it.
2. When he bought a follower a TV just because he asked.
Good guy. oya send ur account details come DM “@Ghagerian_Kid: @DONJAZZY baba I don pick oooo #Konga ??? pic.twitter.com/MAB7ZZ1ps8”
— Michael Collins (@DONJAZZY) June 3, 2015
I just need 100k, sir. Just 100k.
3. When he shut down the Secondary School in Nigeria trend.
#SecSchoolInNigeria When your parents come for PTA & your favorite teacher says “..but your son is very unserious” pic.twitter.com/UEH2eKXZVZ
— Michael Collins (@DONJAZZY) August 7, 2015
He won. Trend over.
4. When he taught us how to handle success in the music industry.
#WhenYouFinallyBlow Dont let flying first class/private jets become a habit. U go drink garri when hits no come o.
— Michael Collins (@DONJAZZY) August 30, 2015
While we only taught you how to make a hit song, he taught what comes next.
5. When he flawlessly trolled Meek Mill
Aburo @MeekMill you try jor. No answer anybody again. make we go shayo. pic.twitter.com/PrN2Y1axMy
— Michael Collins (@DONJAZZY) July 31, 2015
6. …and Nicki Minaj.
@NICKIMINAJ I feel your pain. Just checked the nominee list now and DOROBUCCI was not nominated too. Cos we re Africans abi? ??????
— Michael Collins (@DONJAZZY) July 22, 2015
The Troll King.
7. When his sarcasm won.
Peak of Sarcasm ?? RT @DONJAZZY: Aww thanks hun. do u like Aboki – D'prince? RT @Mareeyam_: #Np Goody bag – Ice Prince I like this song”
— thatDACboy (@DamieAjibz) February 26, 2013
Still laughing.
8. When he asked the important question.
Ok ladies. Pls whats the logic behind some of u faking an orgasm?
— Michael Collins (@DONJAZZY) October 15, 2014
Since no one else was going to…
9. When he gave us perfect life advice.
Don’t wait for life to be fair. Survive!! pic.twitter.com/q13YaWxOYx
— Michael Collins (@DONJAZZY) August 26, 2015
10. When he had the perfect reply to a troll.
Do this asap bro. U go hear well RT @Ladtube: This #godwin track is a waste of mb. pic.twitter.com/keMEUrFXcd
— Michael Collins (@DONJAZZY) February 1, 2015
With a picture and everything.
Now, don’t forget to share with your friends and followers to remind everyone just how awesome Don Jazzy is.
