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3 September,

Hey, you. I want to sue NEPA/PHCN (or is it NERC? I can’t keep track). Anyways, they disconnected my light illegally because they assumed I wasn’t paying my bills (I use a prepaid meter) and didn’t bother to come in to check before carting the wires away.

I need a lawyer, please. This may just be how I blow and finally get freedom from capitalism.

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People actually use these weird things as contraceptives

I can only assume that the people who recommended the “climb stairs” method expect people to jump up immediately after sex and look for the nearest duplex.

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Stop beating police officers, said the Inspector-General

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