Why Can’t Nigerian Men Stop Having These Arguments?

June 21, 2022

Nigerian men arguments — If you hang out with Nigerian men for 30 minutes and they don’t argue about football, women or music, check again. You’re probably in Ghana.

In case you don’t know, these Nigerian men arguments are the reasons you have loud male neighbours.

Boobs vs ass

Nigerian men are always ready for the age-old debate about which is “better” between a woman’s breasts and her buttocks. People who have never even been in a school debate instantly become philosophers. If you want to stir up a hornet’s nest, just find a way to whisper, “Boobs are better than ass,” in their midst and watch the chaos unfold. 

As a Nigerian man, this is me in these situations: 

Messi vs Ronaldo

Messi vs Ronaldo

Sorry to break it to you, but until recently, you’d find me in these arguments. Make no mistakes, I think Messi is the GOAT. But Ronaldo is also an absolutely unbelievable baller, so I’m just happy to be alive and watch both of them play. They’re retiring soon, you know? But Nigerian men don’t know that one o. They can argue — and even fight — for their GOATS.

FIFA vs PES

Fifa vs Pes Argument Nigerian men

Let me not lie, if I see someone playing Pro Evolution Soccer in 2022, the year of our Lord, I will physically fight them. And people who play this “game” love it so blindly, they’ll argue until they lose their voices. That’s when you know that everyone is a tech bro because all the engineering and gaming tech jargon that you’ll hear ehn? You’ll start wondering why they didn’t create their own game. 

ALSO READ: How to Know When Someone Is About to Disgrace You on FIFA

Wizkid vs Davido

Wizkid and Davido

This one is not limited to Nigerian men alone, but if you hear Nigerian men in a Wizkid vs Davido argument, you’ll wonder if there’s a cash prize for the winner. Why?

Your wife vs your mother

Nigerian men argument wife vs mother

If you buy a new car and it’s time to go to church, who sits in front: Your wife or your mother?

Group A: MY MOTHER! SHE TOOK CARE OF ME SINCE I WAS BORN. I JUST MET MY WIFE A FEW YEARS AGO!

Group B: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YOUR WIFE IS LITERALLY YOUR WIFE!

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iPhones vs Androids vs Samsungs

Pep Guardiola vs Sir Alex Ferguson


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